The newlyweds were only married two weeks when the husband said to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer. I won't be gone long."



"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.



"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer..."



The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door on the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, Ireland, Mexico, etc.



The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop,....But at the bar...You know...They have frozen glasses..."



He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face? She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.



The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise."



"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeruvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.



"But my sweet honey...At the bar...You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."



You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN $hit! SIT YOUR SORRY A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN THE FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY a$$ IS SOOOO NOT GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT $hit IS OVER! GOT IT DUMB-A$$?"



And they lived happily ever after



Isn't that a sweet story?



MARRIED LIFE...

MAKES YOU EYES TEAR UP!

Makes me wanna change my profile... haha, NOT!

Damn ...

Right on