due to political correctness we have been forced to glorify the most simple of jobs, in an effort not to over simplify a persons duties.

Janitors are no longer called janitors. They are now referred to as "Masters of the Custodial Arts."

Stewardess's are now "flight attendants."

rodeo clowns are now "diversionary Experts."

drug dealers are now "fundraisers"

garbage men(women)are now "sanitary engineers"

murderers are now "population control consultants"

greenskeepers are now "botanical reduction artists"

OK 'cept drug dealers. we now call those pharmacists on my block