So, I'm minding my own business, just looking up "macrauchenia" or something on Google, and I get the little ding noise and the box that tells me someone wants to send an IM.

Well, I never learn, so I go ahead and accept it.

I don't recognize the user name, and the first thing they type is "Hello, sexy."

This is a bad sign. The only people who would ever type that are a.) people who know me and are trying to be ironic, or b.) scammers.

This clearly isn't somebody who knows me, so I'm thinking it's a scammer, but I type "hello," anyway, just to see what will happen.

And the next thing I see is "I am looking for mature woman."

Then I happen to notice that this is a man....which puts a whole new spin on "Hello, sexy," but I'm not really sure I want to think about that.

So I type "Why are you contacting me? I'm a guy," at which point he closes the IM box.

The moral of the story is: knock it off, already.

Hello,sexy

"The moral of the story is: knock it off, already."


LMFAO!

you're just so appealing to all sexes

Another day in the life ....

hahahahah

Don't I wish....!!



Because I'm certainly not having any luck with my "preferred gender," so to speak....

That's nothing. I've had old, drunken, gay men attempt to massage my back in public restaurants at 3 AM.

Great, just great. Now I have to glue on lip fuzz, put on a baseball hat and aviator shades to get guys to im me.

What a world, what a world. LOL

I often get emails from women in other countries wanting money. They think they are emailing a man. I get a lot of amusement from it. Esp because I am sure its a mass email and someone is falling for it...