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'I take care of myself and I want a women that does also' ~ 'I spend 50 hours a week at the gym and I expect a women with a perfect hour glass figure or anorexically skinny'
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Okay... we have all see those generalizing and blanket statements on profiles such as 'no games', 'no players', or 'no drama'. So... let's have some fun with this.... Take a phrase and tell the true meaning behind it! I'll go first.... 'Looking for a women who isn't into drama!' - I want a women who will not complain when I came home drunk at 3 am, smelling of booze and women, when I haven't answered her calls all night! Next! I know you all can come up with some good ones! 
lookin for a woman who will just lay down and spread 'em and won't care if I spend $1000 on a big screen TV when we dont have groceries (how am I doin" sarge?) 
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Okay... we have all see those generalizing and blanket statements on profiles such as 'no games', 'no players', or 'no drama'. So... let's have some fun with this.... Take a phrase and tell the true meaning behind it! I'll go first.... 'Looking for a women who isn't into drama!' - I want a women who will not complain when I came home drunk at 3 am, smelling of booze and women, when I haven't answered her calls all night! Next! I know you all can come up with some good ones!
lookin for a woman who will just lay down and spread 'em and won't care if I spend $1000 on a big screen TV when we dont have groceries (how am I doin" sarge?)
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Outdoor enthusiast- Ie Woman must gut and scale fish and field dress my Bambi while I scratch and spit
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"I want a real man" = I want a man who can make me cum three times a night. DUH!!! That IS the meaning of that 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZactly 
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Outdoor enthusiast- Ie Woman must gut and scale fish and field dress my Bambi while I scratch and spit Loves the Outdoors (I love these)= a woman who will carry all kinds a shyte outdoors that was just fine where it was INdoors, so we can get bugs and mud all over everything, and spend more time lugging crap around then we do having any kind of fun at all a woman who won't mind if we spend all our money on stupid camping trips and be content when a nite out means McDonald's and a shopping trip to Walmart (to buy more camping stuff)and of course would rather have a new kerosene lamp than lingerie or a new dress I'm already running in the opposite direction as fast as possible (and learning to masterbate) 
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Sat 09/25/10 10:03 PM
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'I take care of myself and I want a women that does also' ~ 'I spend 50 hours a week at the gym and I expect a women with a perfect hour glass figure or anorexically skinny' how did u think of this - awesome parody
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis And yet, even when a man does have a small tallywhacker, you ladies tell us "OMG! It's so HUGE!"  
Or. goof, we tell u - it's what u do with it babykins 
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"Looking for a real Man" = low IQ / brains in pants / easily manipulated ...
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Oh yeah
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Not interested in looks = Im F***ing ugly myself
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'Profile lists athletic body type' - 'he has a beer belly and the only running he does is in between the kitchen and the living room during commercial breaks'
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"I promise to reply to all messages" = "My God, you people are gullible."
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Looks dont matter = If U look like Mikey U BETTER have a huge bank account!!!
 
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"I'm looking for an intelligent guy" = "I'm looking for a guy who thinks what, and when, I want him to think."
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'Looking for my one and only' ~ 'But, I will try looks of different ones along the way and at the same time'
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He says he "Loves animals" = until they take the attention away from him. Then they must go. And if it's livestock, we eat them.
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"don't send a messege if your just looking for sex"= "i'm tired of being a slut"
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'NO drama queens!!' = When I want your opinion,
I will give it to you. |
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"No games please" (which is mine) = No games that you, yourself have mastered and might beat me at
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