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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 89
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Fri 09/24/10 07:16 PM








where do i write dear jayne
As you can see I am always available to offer you the women's perspectivelaugh laugh


Dear Jayne;

How do I get over my fear of dates?
People say they taste good, but I can't get past the looks of them.
Chop them up and add them to some cookies. I find cookies and dates go very well together


I will remember that on my next date.
does that mean we will be hearing about you in the news?


Yeah, I will be the guy standing on the corner handing out cookies, looking for dates.
Won't you be surprised when it works! Women like a good cookie too

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Fri 09/24/10 07:16 PM

I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.
im not drinking it with vodka, I have been having shoulder pain and Im trying to reduce the swelling

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Fri 09/24/10 07:16 PM




wanna clean my house jayne
>>>>>

It looks awfully dusty and quite large. I will have to charge extra!
how can it be dusty with a river going down the middle of it?noway
You have a sink and a bathtub in your bathroom---doesn't it get dusty?slaphead


lmao lol lol she does got a point tim

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Fri 09/24/10 07:17 PM




wanna clean my house jayne
>>>>>

It looks awfully dusty and quite large. I will have to charge extra!
how can it be dusty with a river going down the middle of it?noway
You have a sink and a bathtub in your bathroom---doesn't it get dusty?slaphead
nope

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Fri 09/24/10 07:18 PM




What's with the tonic water? Am I in the midst of a circle of cupboard gin drinkers?
No Ray--I think they are drinking it without the gin--if you can believe that!!noway


I usually take my gin with a whiff of vermouth and an olive.
What does smelling the Vermouth do?


Gives you an appetite for the olive.

kidztales's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:18 PM

I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.

Speaking for myself, it's easier for me to get down.

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Fri 09/24/10 07:19 PM


I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.

Speaking for myself, it's easier for me to get down.
I dont get why you want it with Vodkanoway

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Fri 09/24/10 07:20 PM
This new Tom Selleck show looks good:smile:

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Fri 09/24/10 07:20 PM


I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.
im not drinking it with vodka, I have been having shoulder pain and Im trying to reduce the swelling


Does it work?If not, may I suggest the addition of a splash of vodka? The main attribute of the juice of the potato is that it keeps the chills of Siberia from freezing the miners of the area

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Fri 09/24/10 07:20 PM





wanna clean my house jayne
>>>>>

It looks awfully dusty and quite large. I will have to charge extra!
how can it be dusty with a river going down the middle of it?noway
You have a sink and a bathtub in your bathroom---doesn't it get dusty?slaphead


lmao lol lol she does got a point tim

Thank you!!

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Fri 09/24/10 07:21 PM



I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.

Speaking for myself, it's easier for me to get down.
I dont get why you want it with Vodkanoway

Vodka????????????

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Fri 09/24/10 07:22 PM



I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.
im not drinking it with vodka, I have been having shoulder pain and Im trying to reduce the swelling


Does it work?If not, may I suggest the addition of a splash of vodka? The main attribute of the juice of the potato is that it keeps the chills of Siberia from freezing the miners of the area
im still trying it to see if it helps, looks like I will be seeing a Dr soongrumble grumble

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Fri 09/24/10 07:23 PM

This new Tom Selleck show looks good:smile:

Does it? Does he act like Magnum or Quigley in it or did they make a completely new character for him?

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Fri 09/24/10 07:24 PM



I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.

Speaking for myself, it's easier for me to get down.
I dont get why you want it with Vodkanoway


Ahaa, you feel Vodka shouldn't be diluted.........ya' know, ya'might be right at that

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Fri 09/24/10 07:26 PM




I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.
im not drinking it with vodka, I have been having shoulder pain and Im trying to reduce the swelling


Does it work?If not, may I suggest the addition of a splash of vodka? The main attribute of the juice of the potato is that it keeps the chills of Siberia from freezing the miners of the area
im still trying it to see if it helps, looks like I will be seeing a Dr soongrumble grumble

It's working for me for the most part. It doesn't keep the spasms away 100%. But it does a pretty good job. I won't really know until I see the doctor again. I agree with Tim :angry: rant

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Fri 09/24/10 07:26 PM




I don't understand the lemon part. I drink it frequently, straight. I will admit I prefer it with Blue Curacao and Vodka with ice, but hells bells, I can "rough it" with the best of them, & take it without ice.

Speaking for myself, it's easier for me to get down.
I dont get why you want it with Vodkanoway


Ahaa, you feel Vodka shouldn't be diluted.........ya' know, ya'might be right at that
im not a Vodka drinker and I dont know why anyone wants tonic water in a drink, it taste nastylaugh

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Fri 09/24/10 07:27 PM
be back later i dont know what to add on the drinking been sober 25 yrs

delilady's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:28 PM

be back later i dont know what to add on the drinking been sober 25 yrs
Congrats on that!flowerforyou

kidztales's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:29 PM

be back later i dont know what to add on the drinking been sober 25 yrs

Good for you! flowerforyou

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Fri 09/24/10 07:31 PM

be back later i dont know what to add on the drinking been sober 25 yrs
congrads Jack:banana: :banana:

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