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I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular... The floor show was spectacular . . . . . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . . ...err... . . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth. Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur. [I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.] |
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My home planet, cause this sure ain't it. 
Gee, Shasta1, I didn't know that you, too, were here hiding from the Alien Task Force. Where did you get the great human costume? I'm not hiding from anybody. I made a L. instead of a right and somehow woke up here. I borrowed the human form but it's a secret how, and have to give it back when I can leave. Minus the wear and tear of course. |
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I woild like to see venus Me, too. Here she is. 
Nice but she needs bigger boobs  
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Edited by
Suzanne20
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Thu 09/23/10 11:23 PM
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Nope, can't wear the things...damn latex allergy, so you're safe...for now 
So, you haven't discovered latex-free gloves? Whew! That's a . . . Wait! Why am I telling you this?
Oh I deal with those every day. But you said rubber. The latex free are typically made of vinyl. But since you brought them up... *pulls on pair of vinyl gloves* Open wide!
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I would go to the Planet Hooters where Id explore ALL the mountains and Valleys!!
 
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I would go to the Planet Hooters where Id explore ALL the mountains and Valleys!!
Mikey, I hate to tell you this, but the PR campaign for Planet Hooters is quite deceptive. It's aimed at unsuspecting humans like you. Once you arrive on the planet, you discover where the Restaurant at the End of the Universe gets its dancing girls.  
Planet Orion is the place you want to visit, as long as you don't mind your women being green. |
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I'm not hiding from anybody. I made a L. instead of a right and somehow woke up here. Shasta1, so you saw the same sign that I did. 
My excuse is that I saw this sign earlier. 
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Nope, can't wear the things...damn latex allergy, so you're safe...for now
So, you haven't discovered latex-free gloves? Whew! That's a . . . Wait! Why am I telling you this?
Oh I deal with those every day. But you said rubber. The latex free are typically made of vinyl. But since you brought them up... *pulls on pair of vinyl gloves* Open wide!
Be careful. I have gloves, too. The feeling is mutual. |
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I woild like to see venus Me, too. Here she is.
Nice but she needs bigger boobs
Are you saying that I'm not a big enough boob for her? |
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I think I'd like to visit Alnitak (zeta Orionis), Alnilam (epsilon Orionis) and Mintaka (delta Orionis). These are the three stars that make up Orion's belt.
There are at least three cultures from Earth's past that believe this is where all life came from originally (one still exists). So I'm kind of curious as to whether there is any there now, and to whether they are aware that we are here and have any myths about us. While I'm in the neighborhood, I'd go by Rigel. It's a binary star system, and I'd like to see one of those up close. They sound quite beautiful, and I think I'd be better for the experience. I also hear that Betelgeuse is rather nice for a super-red giant. |
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I think I'd like to visit Alnitak (zeta Orionis), Alnilam (epsilon Orionis) and Mintaka (delta Orionis). These are the three stars that make up Orion's belt. Are you telling us that "Men In Black" isn't a documentary? |
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I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular... The floor show was spectacular . . . . . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . . ...err... . . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth. Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur. [I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.] You obviously didn't get the reference. |
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Edited by
AGoodGuy1026
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Fri 09/24/10 10:03 AM
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OP:
Realistic: I would like to travel to the Moon, and look back upon the earth... Interesting: I would love to go to the center of the Milky Way, to see for myself if the center of our galaxy (an perhaps other) are truly made from "Supermassive Black Holes".... Dream: To travel to the edge of the universe, take one more step beyond the edge - and see for myself what is there! $.02 
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe I don't know, I'm thinking God's last message to creation would be fun to see as well! |
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I woild like to see venus Me, too. Here she is.
Nice but she needs bigger boobs
Are you saying that I'm not a big enough boob for her?
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To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets?? 
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I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular... The floor show was spectacular . . . . . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . . ...err... . . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth. Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur. [I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.] You obviously didn't get the reference. Not everyone can be a hoopy frood. |
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To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets??
Star wars??? Star trek??
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To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets??
Star wars??? Star trek??
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