Topic: If you were.......
Dodo_David's photo
Thu 09/23/10 10:23 PM

I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular...


The floor show was spectacular . . .

. . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . .

...err...

. . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth.

Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur.

[I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.]

Shasta1's photo
Thu 09/23/10 11:16 PM


My home planet, cause this sure ain't it.noway


Gee, Shasta1, I didn't know that you, too, were here hiding from the Alien Task Force. Where did you get the great human costume?


I'm not hiding from anybody. I made a L. instead of a right and somehow woke up here. I borrowed the human form but it's a secret how, and have to give it back when I can leave. Minus the wear and tear of course.

thewaterbearer's photo
Thu 09/23/10 11:19 PM


I woild like to see venus


Me, too.
Here she is.



Nice but she needs bigger boobslaugh slaphead

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 09/23/10 11:22 PM
Edited by Suzanne20 on Thu 09/23/10 11:23 PM



Nope, can't wear the things...damn latex allergy, so you're safe...for nowdevil

So, you haven't discovered latex-free gloves? Whew! That's a . . .

Wait! Why am I telling you this? slaphead


Oh I deal with those every day. But you said rubber. The latex free are typically made of vinyl. But since you brought them up...

*pulls on pair of vinyl gloves*

Open wide!laugh

no photo
Fri 09/24/10 06:26 AM
I would go to the Planet Hooters where Id explore ALL the mountains and Valleys!!bigsmile :banana:

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:42 AM

I would go to the Planet Hooters where Id explore ALL the mountains and Valleys!!bigsmile :banana:

Mikey, I hate to tell you this, but the PR campaign for Planet Hooters is quite deceptive. It's aimed at unsuspecting humans like you. Once you arrive on the planet, you discover where the Restaurant at the End of the Universe gets its dancing girls. surprised ill

Planet Orion is the place you want to visit, as long as you don't mind your women being green.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:53 AM

I'm not hiding from anybody. I made a L. instead of a right and somehow woke up here.


Shasta1, so you saw the same sign that I did.


My excuse is that I saw this sign earlier.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:55 AM




Nope, can't wear the things...damn latex allergy, so you're safe...for nowdevil

So, you haven't discovered latex-free gloves? Whew! That's a . . .

Wait! Why am I telling you this? slaphead


Oh I deal with those every day. But you said rubber. The latex free are typically made of vinyl. But since you brought them up...

*pulls on pair of vinyl gloves*

Open wide!laugh


Be careful. I have gloves, too. The feeling is mutual.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 09/24/10 07:57 AM



I woild like to see venus


Me, too.
Here she is.



Nice but she needs bigger boobslaugh slaphead

Are you saying that I'm not a big enough boob for her?

RoamingOrator's photo
Fri 09/24/10 08:34 AM
I think I'd like to visit Alnitak (zeta Orionis), Alnilam (epsilon Orionis) and Mintaka (delta Orionis). These are the three stars that make up Orion's belt.

There are at least three cultures from Earth's past that believe this is where all life came from originally (one still exists). So I'm kind of curious as to whether there is any there now, and to whether they are aware that we are here and have any myths about us.

While I'm in the neighborhood, I'd go by Rigel. It's a binary star system, and I'd like to see one of those up close. They sound quite beautiful, and I think I'd be better for the experience. I also hear that Betelgeuse is rather nice for a super-red giant.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 09/24/10 09:56 AM

I think I'd like to visit Alnitak (zeta Orionis), Alnilam (epsilon Orionis) and Mintaka (delta Orionis). These are the three stars that make up Orion's belt.


Are you telling us that "Men In Black" isn't a documentary?

no photo
Fri 09/24/10 10:00 AM


I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular...


The floor show was spectacular . . .

. . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . .

...err...

. . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth.

Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur.

[I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.]


You obviously didn't get the reference.

AGoodGuy1026's photo
Fri 09/24/10 10:02 AM
Edited by AGoodGuy1026 on Fri 09/24/10 10:03 AM
OP:

Realistic: I would like to travel to the Moon, and look back upon the earth...

Interesting: I would love to go to the center of the Milky Way, to see for myself if the center of our galaxy (an perhaps other) are truly made from "Supermassive Black Holes"....

Dream: To travel to the edge of the universe, take one more step beyond the edge - and see for myself what is there!

$.02 drinker

RoamingOrator's photo
Fri 09/24/10 10:41 AM

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


I don't know, I'm thinking God's last message to creation would be fun to see as well!

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:03 PM




I woild like to see venus


Me, too.
Here she is.



Nice but she needs bigger boobslaugh slaphead

Are you saying that I'm not a big enough boob for her?


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:15 PM

To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets??
think I'll wait for the movie ohwell

no photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:16 PM



I would go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I hear the floor show is just spectacular...


The floor show was spectacular . . .

. . . until I told all of the patrons that the dancing girls . . .

...err...

. . . didn't have any of the equipment needed in order to give birth.

Thankfully I was able to make a quick getaway without losing too much fur.

[I'll keep quiet the next time I accidentally see a "dancing girl" use a urinal.]


You obviously didn't get the reference.


Not everyone can be a hoopy frood.

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:18 PM


To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets??
think I'll wait for the movie ohwell


Star wars??? Star trek??laugh

no photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:23 PM



To travel to outerspace where would you want to go, the moon?? Which galaxies? Any planets??
think I'll wait for the movie ohwell


Star wars??? Star trek??laugh
Galaxies Trek To The Wars....

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 09/24/10 01:24 PM
:thumbsup: shades