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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 88
SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:17 PM
brb phone

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:17 PM
Hello Jayne, seems Vivian has gone all shy on us, so the answer is ,(a) not for the squeamish, &(b), potatos for 2 nights, & on the third night, the potatos are fitted up with detonators. This offers the pigs instant dental work & survivors have a major migraine problem. It's all quite simple really, provided the tree huggers don't get to hear of it. and where do we get the detonators ?? Tim can go down to Daniels Park where he lives & find some laying around. That's how you'll get them---no problem. Hi Jerry

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:19 PM
Not a lot of laughs for the pigs Tim, but they weren't invited to the booze-up after either. They were there of course, sort of "guests of honour". Itrust the day has treated you all kindly (must be Friday night!) Yep. It's Friday night!

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:21 PM
Seems I'm here to early........ Tiz ok, I shall return. In the meantime, it's over the yard arm somewhere, so Hi Ray! How's it going in shaky city? What's the yard arm? An old sailing expression Deb, back when all ships were sailing ships, the sailors weren't allowed to break out the rum, till the sun was over the yard arm. This was around midday apparently. I maybe old, but I'm not old enough to remember the details first hand! Thanks for telling me. I don't think you're old enough to remember those details either. Now for another question: what's a yard arm? Yard arms are part of the rigging on a square rigged sailing ship, masts, spars, yards, yard arms. So when the sun was over the yard arms it was either getting toward noon or toward sunset. Hi Bill Thanks!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 09/24/10 05:24 PM
Hello Jayne, seems Vivian has gone all shy on us, so the answer is ,(a) not for the squeamish, &(b), potatos for 2 nights, & on the third night, the potatos are fitted up with detonators. This offers the pigs instant dental work & survivors have a major migraine problem. It's all quite simple really, provided the tree huggers don't get to hear of it. and where do we get the detonators ?? Tim can go down to Daniels Park where he lives & find some laying around. That's how you'll get them---no problem. Hi Jerry hi Deb....so we need to get Tim to send Viv and I some..

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:26 PM
Hello Jayne, seems Vivian has gone all shy on us, so the answer is ,(a) not for the squeamish, &(b), potatos for 2 nights, & on the third night, the potatos are fitted up with detonators. This offers the pigs instant dental work & survivors have a major migraine problem. It's all quite simple really, provided the tree huggers don't get to hear of it. and where do we get the detonators ?? Tim can go down to Daniels Park where he lives & find some laying around. That's how you'll get them---no problem. Hi Jerry hi Deb....so we need to get Tim to send Viv and I some.. Great idea, Jerry!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 09/24/10 05:29 PM
Hello Jayne, seems Vivian has gone all shy on us, so the answer is ,(a) not for the squeamish, &(b), potatos for 2 nights, & on the third night, the potatos are fitted up with detonators. This offers the pigs instant dental work & survivors have a major migraine problem. It's all quite simple really, provided the tree huggers don't get to hear of it. and where do we get the detonators ?? Tim can go down to Daniels Park where he lives & find some laying around. That's how you'll get them---no problem. Hi Jerry hi Deb....so we need to get Tim to send Viv and I some.. Great idea, Jerry! of course

Foszil Joined Wed 01/28/09 Posts: 4917	Fri 09/24/10 05:31 PM
I'm picking the US Postal Service will be wildly enthusiastic about that sort of deal. Might I suggest Fedex?

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:31 PM


SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:32 PM
OK off the damn phone now and I not so sure she thinks a lot of me

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:32 PM
I'm picking the US Postal Service will be wildly enthusiastic about that sort of deal. Might I suggest Fedex? Do you think they could get away with it?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 09/24/10 05:33 PM
Hi Everybody Tim I have a bum eye tonight so I can't stay on long....but please tell us what happened all in one shot ok? I came on to see how you made out.

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:33 PM
as a kid I always liked blowing things up

kidztales Joined Sat 06/19/10 Posts: 1515	Fri 09/24/10 05:33 PM
What's wrong?

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:37 PM
Hi Everybody Tim I have a bum eye tonight so I can't stay on long....but please tell us what happened all in one shot ok? I came on to see how you made out. to start with I sorta liked what I saw...but after a bit I just have a feeling like she wanted to bail on me.....she wasnt able to keep eye contact. maybe its just me got a hug when she left and I told her to call or write if she wants to do this again. But I think she was just trying to be nice

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 09/24/10 05:38 PM
Hi Everybody Tim I have a bum eye tonight so I can't stay on long....but please tell us what happened all in one shot ok? I came on to see how you made out. peeking in knot holes again Betty?

Foszil Joined Wed 01/28/09 Posts: 4917	Fri 09/24/10 05:40 PM
Let me guess.........Tim, you told her you had given up on going to church ever since they took all the log burners out. Right?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 09/24/10 05:40 PM
Hi Everybody Tim I have a bum eye tonight so I can't stay on long....but please tell us what happened all in one shot ok? I came on to see how you made out. to start with I sorta liked what I saw...but after a bit I just have a feeling like she wanted to bail on me.....she wasnt able to keep eye contact. maybe its just me got a hug when she left and I told her to call or write if she wants to do this again. But I think she was just trying to be nice My oldest daughter has trouble with eye contact with anybody , something she really has to work at. How about in few days you email her and tell her you had a good time and would like to see her again and see what she says.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 09/24/10 05:41 PM
Viv there a show on about the wild hogs, thay have done $50,000,000 damage in Texas alone Yes, they are destroying so much of out ranches and farms...they are even going into the towns! Vivian, I have told you before to dispose of pigs the NZ way. Just don't bother to tell the conservationists. and what is the NZ way ? They feed them potatoes.. oh yeah, that'll really help Since I got all shy on y'all, I see Ray has already explained the menu for hog heaven

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 09/24/10 05:41 PM
Hi Everybody Tim I have a bum eye tonight so I can't stay on long....but please tell us what happened all in one shot ok? I came on to see how you made out. to start with I sorta liked what I saw...but after a bit I just have a feeling like she wanted to bail on me.....she wasnt able to keep eye contact. maybe its just me got a hug when she left and I told her to call or write if she wants to do this again. But I think she was just trying to be nice Let's have a little positive thinking here!!! She may be thinking you weren't interested in her