A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. He
finishes the beer and looks in his shirt pocket. He flags the bartender
down and orders another. The man finishes his beer and looks in his
shirt pocket. The bartender noticed this but thought nothing of it at
first. The man orders beer after beer, looking in his shirt pocket
after each one. Finally the bartender said "Hey buddy, what do you keep
looking at in your pocket" The man said "it's a picture of my wife, I
drink till she looks good then I go home"

booooooooooooooooooooooo wonder
if my ex did that?!?!?!

I just tell 'em sweetiepie