A guy walks into a bar, and sees a jar of 100 dollar bills sitting on the counter and asks the bar keep, "whats that about"? the bar tender tells him he can win the whole jar if he completes a couple of tasks, so the patron asks, what the tasks are. The bartender proceeds to tell him that first he has to deposit a 100 dollar bill into the jar, then he has to go outside, where there is the meanest, most miserable pitbull with a bad tooth and he has to pull the dogs tooth out. the patron says "is that all"?. the bartender tells him no, he also has to go upstairs where there is a 400lb virgin and he has to have sex with her, the patron decides not to do it and just orders a drink. about 3 hours and ten drinks later the man decides he is going to win all that money, so he puts in his 100 dollar bill, and goes outside. A few moments later everyone in the bar hears the dog yelping really,really loud. the man stumbles back into the bar, and says" now wheres the B**ch with the toothache"?

That was pretty funny but at the same time dirty, ha ha lol

awesome!