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| Topic: Interesting Concepts:) I would like to know about them lol | |
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-If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
-Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? -What do chickens think we taste like? -What do you call a male ladybug? -What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? -When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? -Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? -Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? -Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? -Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? -Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? |
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-If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn? Purple! Bright Purple I hope! -Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Only if you want to feel like a morning person... -What do chickens think we taste like? Pork... -What do you call a male ladybug? Very unfortunate to be in this position! What do you call them besides Male ladybugs? Transvestites? How the heck do you tell them apart from the females? They look the same! -What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Transparent unless N/A turns out to be some color I didn't know about. -When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? People who think they know what dogs want. Dogs want anything we want. Dogs eat cat poop too! So I wonder what these people do eat! -Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? They should not have been biting him. -Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Cleanliness is everything! We can't afford to have a dead man get sick. He might sue them! -Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because it is desperate to get out! -Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 
Because you can't shave a sheeple covered in blood! -Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Because they like to test us and see if we are stupid enough to do what we are not supposed to do. 
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interesting lolol
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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
And if it bursts in a man's underwear? What would you get? |
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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? A terrible mess. And if it bursts in a man's underwear? What would you get? Not as expensive a mess than the above one. Bras are a lot more expensive. Now we are assuming that these articles of undergarments are not being worn when the bomb goes off right? If the bra was being worn then you would have to call the unfortunate woman June becasue when her bra went off she would be... Drum roll... Busting out all over. And for the guy... I am terrified even thinking of the possibility. I would say if the poor guy survived he would be the man with a voice so high pitched only dogs could hear him... |
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 thats funny but no
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Exploding bras? Kabloomers?
Men's exploding underwear? Boxers? Or Briefs? Call me a tree becasue someone cut me down and left me stumped! |
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so if we ask you to leave does that mean you wood?
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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? TIT BITS!! LMAO |
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And if it bursts in a man's underwear? What would you get? A BANANA SPILTS!! LMAO |
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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? And if it bursts in a man's underwear? What would you get? 1) MILK SHAKE! 2) FANNY PACK!
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1) MILK SHAKE! 2) FANNY PACK!
bring it on 
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What do astronuts say for birthdays |
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LIFTOFF! ITS PARTY TIME!
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-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Wait. We can't? 
Now, I'll have to cancel my appointment with the taxidermist. I wish that you humans did't have such confusing terminology. |
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-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? The answer is . . . well . . . I had to take the job. I needed the money. 
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-If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn? Purple! Bright Purple I hope! Correct! 
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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? A destroyed fembot I hope. And if it bursts in a man's underwear? What would you get?
An instant sex change |
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-Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
-Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? -If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? -Why is a bra singular and panties plural? -You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? -If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? -If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? -If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? LOL |
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