no offense to anyone, please



My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed
to
put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told
us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
up,
that
would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those
big
brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man
can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess
and
I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank
you.
Tray-up, *****."

i guess noone likes my joke

awesome!!

lol, ty heatherrae, once again u come to my rescue!!!

i always laugh at gay jokes! especially when the gay person is the
"hero" he he.

lol, me too!

just red it

i think it is very good

she f-ing deserves it !!!!

excellent!!!

roflmao thanx

LOL!

i loved it, it's great!

i thought it was good, today was the first time i read it. lol!

HAHAHA... GOOD ONE
:}

yea good one!