I’m glad I’m a man
Believe me please
Forget about yogurt
Diet coke and cottage cheese
I don’t complain to my friend
Bout the size of my chest
I know how to go anywhere
North South East and West
I’m just getting started with 2 measly beers
I’m not toasted and in tears
I already know what to wear
I spend all of 5 minutes fixin my hair
I don’t check my reflection
In everything shinning in my direction
I don’t whine and leave early
And when asked why I become whiny and surly
I’m glad I’m a man of so glad
This is the song every man should sing
I don’t have to sit and for some ring
I don’t gossip on friends and stab them in their back
I leave our differences out of the sack
I’ll never go psycho and threaten
To kill you
Or think that every guy is trying to steal you
Not to mention my ration, reason and logic too
I always know what time it is
And I always know exactly what to do
I live to watch sports
And play ball of all sorts
It is more please then dealing
With women all in all
If you say it won’t work
I won’t cry and beg why baby why
I won’t be bitter and remind you
YOU’RE A JERK!
Feel free to use me for your immediate pleasure
I won’t assume it is for sure by any measure
Yes I am so glad I’m a man
I don’t go through child delivery
I don’t get fussy in 28 days
And yes I’m glad my gender gets me a bigger raise
I’m a man not by chance
And thankful yes it’s true
I’m so glad I’m a man and not a woman like you