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| Topic: It's Not Rocket Surgery, People | |
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There's a site that recently started sending me matches that they claim are specially selected for me.
They even call it their "Scientific Matching Service." Apparently, "science" has taken a big hit since I was in school. Every one of these scientifically-matched, specially-selected match-candidates has kids. So i tried to contact the site and explain the problem to them, but all I got back was a form letter "Thanks for writing, we hope you continue to enjoy our site, blah blah blah blah, we don't have any actual people in the office, the whole place is run by orangutans wearing red hats, blah blah blah...." So, either they don't know what they're doing, or my worst fears have been confirmed, and every female in the entire universe already has kids ("AND THEY ARE MY WORLD!!!") -- what's a confirmed non-breeder to do? Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't involve science.... |
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
 
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Im waiting for my Andrew Android to show up in the mail..$29.99, includes shipping and handling....aint science grand???
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
Will there be yaks? I like yaks. |
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You did it again Lex. What is rocket surgery? Sorry....you know I gotta bust your chops 
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Im waiting for my Andrew Android to show up in the mail..$29.99, includes shipping and handling....aint science grand??? I'm still dumb enough to want a real person.... |
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You did it again Lex. What is rocket surgery? Sorry....you know I gotta bust your chops
Well, people always say "It's not rocket science" or "It's not brain surgery," so I thought I'd mix it up! |
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Im waiting for my Andrew Android to show up in the mail..$29.99, includes shipping and handling....aint science grand??? I'm still dumb enough to want a real person.... real people leave too much of a mess.... 
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
Will there be yaks? I like yaks. Hmmm so far so good Sooo how do you feel about shaving your head and wearing a robe? |
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Im waiting for my Andrew Android to show up in the mail..$29.99, includes shipping and handling....aint science grand??? I'm still dumb enough to want a real person.... real people leave too much of a mess....
It's true, but....there have been moments when the mess was worth it.... Just moments, though, and not too many of them, either! |
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
Will there be yaks? I like yaks. Hmmm so far so good Sooo how do you feel about shaving your head and wearing a robe? Why, what happened to Yul Brynner? |
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
Will there be yaks? I like yaks. Hmmm so far so good Sooo how do you feel about shaving your head and wearing a robe? Why, what happened to Yul Brynner? Im thinking becoming a monk and living on a mountaintop might be the solution here
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Blinded by love,
Blinded by BS, Blinded by Science, Its all relative... |
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How about being blinded by a scientist with a BS?
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Who likes LUBE ... ?
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How do you feel about living on a mountaintop in Tibet????
Will there be yaks? I like yaks. Hmmm so far so good Sooo how do you feel about shaving your head and wearing a robe? Why, what happened to Yul Brynner? Im thinking becoming a monk and living on a mountaintop might be the solution here
As long as I get to use those throwing stars on everybody, that looks like fun. |
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Blinded by love, Blinded by BS, Blinded by Science, Its all relative... Where IS Thomas Dolby when you need him? |
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Who likes LUBE ... ? Multifunctional fun!!! 
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There's a site that recently started sending me matches that they claim are specially selected for me. They even call it their "Scientific Matching Service." Apparently, "science" has taken a big hit since I was in school. Every one of these scientifically-matched, specially-selected match-candidates has kids. So i tried to contact the site and explain the problem to them, but all I got back was a form letter "Thanks for writing, we hope you continue to enjoy our site, blah blah blah blah, we don't have any actual people in the office, the whole place is run by orangutans wearing red hats, blah blah blah...." So, either they don't know what they're doing, or my worst fears have been confirmed, and every female in the entire universe already has kids ("AND THEY ARE MY WORLD!!!") -- what's a confirmed non-breeder to do? Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't involve science.... Uhhhhhhhhhh marry Melody????? 
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There's a site that recently started sending me matches that they claim are specially selected for me. They even call it their "Scientific Matching Service." Apparently, "science" has taken a big hit since I was in school. Every one of these scientifically-matched, specially-selected match-candidates has kids. So i tried to contact the site and explain the problem to them, but all I got back was a form letter "Thanks for writing, we hope you continue to enjoy our site, blah blah blah blah, we don't have any actual people in the office, the whole place is run by orangutans wearing red hats, blah blah blah...." So, either they don't know what they're doing, or my worst fears have been confirmed, and every female in the entire universe already has kids ("AND THEY ARE MY WORLD!!!") -- what's a confirmed non-breeder to do? Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't involve science.... Uhhhhhhhhhh marry Melody?????
Can you imagine? The voodoo curse kicks in and she starts in with "What should we name the kids?" |
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