I'm sure there are other non-breeders out there like Melody and I

I hired a research company to look into this, and they came back three hours later and told me there were a grand total of 11 women on the planet who don't have kids, but 8 of them were in North Korea.

Best $37.00 I ever spent.

Update: Since that site wouldn't acknowledge my request to stop sending me "matches" with kids, I added some stuff to my profile over there about how I wish they would stop doing this....

It's one of those sites where they tell you right up front that they have to INSPECT and APPROVE any profile changes -- like, when I wanted to change "4 books published" to "5 books published," they had to approve it before they'd let it in.

So I'm thinking this is probably going to cheese them off a bit, mentioning this little fiasco right there in my profile, but if they would have just addressed the damn problem in the first place, I wouldn't have to resort to this kind of treachery.

So they may just boot me out of there, which is sad in a way because it's the only site I know of that a.) actually has a good number of locals on it, and b.) has locals that I actually find attractive (a couple of them, anyway), but I'm still not paying for it....!!

Well, just letting you know, that response was from a scientifically desigend automated email responder system, that is always accurate and precisely answers each question asked with a better probability of getting the answers right, than any human being on the planet.

Alright I'm heading to bed. I just got an email from a scinetifically proved and tested system, that I must sleep before I take a cup of milk in the morning, scientifically mixed with vitamins and packaged at my own liking, after filling out a short 30 question survey, which will automatically know exactly what I really like.

Did you know they are never wrong?

Kids are cool... I like kids... What the heck, I figure I'm going to need pallbearers some day anyways...

And some of my best friends have been breeders

Neither was my ex-wife.....

An update:

After having rejected yet another "Scientifically Selected Match Candidate" with kids today, and after having sent a note to the site advising them that they might as well stop bothering me if this is all they were going to send me, I got a form letter from the site asking me if I was interested in meeting women with children.

I checked the NO box and clicked it back to them, after which I got another form letter telling me they would incorporate this "new" information into future suggested matches. OK.

So later, I was on their site and noticed the age range on my search page had been changed to age 27 to age 27. When I tried to fix it, it kept going back to 27 to 27 no matter what I did.

I think someone is trying to tell me something.

Looks around... well, unless they've mysteriously appeared, I think I would have known if I had kids.

However, I have animals, and yes dangit! They're my world... Of course, I can beat them, so they actually know how to behave, unlike the two-legged snots running around!