Topic: The Bar
gardenforge's photo
Mon 06/25/07 09:49 PM
The Bar

A guy sees a gal in a bar. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there,good
looking! How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw
anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front
door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down,naked or with
clothes on, dirty, clean, it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing
it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer,too!
What firm are you with?"

joe1973's photo
Mon 06/25/07 09:53 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh
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no photo
Tue 06/26/07 05:33 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

lady_blues's photo
Tue 06/26/07 08:45 AM
LOL

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 06/26/07 08:47 AM
in which state bar was that?