One day down in the bayou ol' Thibodeau was sit'n on the docks when his
best friend Boudreaux comes by in his pirogue (boat). Thibodeau sees he
doesn't have the normal bait and yells out to him "Boudreaux! Boudreaux
watju got dare?" Boudreaux replies "I got me some catnip."

Thibodeau - "Catnip? Watju do'n wit catnip?"
Boudreau - "I'm go'n to catch some catfish"
Thibodeau - "You can't catch no catfish wit catnip!"
Boudreaux - "Oh mon ami you sit right dare on dat dock an I'll show you"

Later that day Boudreaux returns with a boat full of catfish. Thibodeau
is shocked. The next day Thibodeau is back on the dock and along comes
Boudreaux again.

Thibodeau - "Boudreaux! Boudreaux watju do'n wit that baus geetar?!"
(bass guitar)
Boudreaux - "I'm go'n to catch me some bass"
Thibodeau - "You can't catch no bass wit a baus geetar!"
Boudreaux - "Oh mon ami, you sit right dare on dat dock an I'll show
you"

Sure enough later that day Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of
bass. Thibodeau can't believe it, he's never heard of such a foolish
thing.

Next day, again Thibodeaux's on the dock and see's Boudreaux float by in
his pirogue.

Thibodeau - "Boudreaux! Watju got dare!?"
Boudreaux - "I got me some pu**y willow"
Thibodeau - "HOLD ON MON AMI!! I'M COMIN' WIT JU TODAY!!!"

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