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thats funny as hell
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You old TV is the TV stand for your new TV
You ever said I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in ur azz You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... |
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If you have to climb a water tower to defend your sister's name...
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im lookin at other quotes for : your a redneck if...
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You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... You would be quite surprised as to how fun that really is =) |
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how much fun what is?
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You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy this. 
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how much fun what is? your not serious r u? |
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this topic? im missing something here
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You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy this. True that T |
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no need to be mean. just askin a simple question
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Your hunting dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. |
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love it!!!!!!!!!!
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Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. |
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lol. what else u got!
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You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. ___________________________________________________ [N]on [A]thletic [S]port [C]reated [A]round [R]ednecks 
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You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You think the stock market has a fence around it. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. |
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Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. I didn't think that was a redneck thing 
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i like the dishwasher one. i gotta use that one sometime.
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7. I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 5. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win. 4. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day |
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