Ron White.
He's a hoot.

OMG!! Tater...I love that dude! Hilarious!!

he's the only one i like out of the blue collars.

I can't remember the last time I got drunk. I know it was yesterday, but I can't seem to remember it.

(Sorry that's just a joke)


I like potato salad, but I'll only eat it if someone present can attest that they personally saw it made. Aunt Nina makes the best.


I like bears in theory, but I never, ever, want to see another one. I had one sniff my tent up and down one night while camping in the Grand Teton National Park. I remember thinking then, "so this is how I die." I didn't sleep another wink the entire night.