I love some of the taglines used for movies- sometimes they're better than the films themselves. Share yours...


"When The Kidding Stops...The Killing Starts!"
- The Dorm That Dripped Blood



"...thank God they're somebody else's!"
- The Children '80



"Man is the Warmest Place to Hide"
- John Carpenter's The Thing



"Please Do Not Disturb Evelyn - She Already Is"
- Mountaintop Motel Massacre



"You Don't Have To Go To Texas For A Chainsaw Massacre!"
- Pieces



"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water - you can't get to it."
- Blood Beach


"They Only Want A Brain ... Yours."
-Scarecrows



"They charge an arm and a leg!"
- Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers


"She came to sit with baby... and went away with daddy!"
- The Babysitter('69)


"Old McDonald had a farm... Ei Ei Ouch!"
- Splatter Farm



"I have seen the future and it doesn't work"
- Zardoz

"I'm so very bad at being good, and so good at being very bad."

-Interview with a vampire.

"I always think everything is a plot...that's the reason I'm still alive."
The Princess Bride

"Have fun storming the castle! Do you think it'll work? It'll take a miracle."
Miracle Max in The Princess Bride

"Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead! Stop that rhyming now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?"
The Princess Bride

And the list goes on and on....this is the ultimate quoting movie...lol...

Lol...I know you weren't really looking for quotes, but these are just so much fun!

"Where Whores Meet Saws"
- Torso


"Join The Fun!... Human Dart Boards... "Home Style Brain Surgery"... Dental Hijinks!"
- Bloodsucking Freaks



"High School Honor Student by Day. Hollywood Hooker by Night."
-Angel



"Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!"
-Frogs

Definitely one of the most quotable movies out there.

Armageddon (1998)
“Earth. It was fun while it lasted.”


"Check in. Relax. Take a shower."
Psycho (1960)


“Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.”
Army of Darkness

This is the weekend they didn't play golf."
Deliverance (1972)

"Herbert West Has A Very Good Head On His Shoulders... And Another One In A Dish On His Desk"
Re-Animator (1985)

A girl wilder than a peach orchard hog.
The Girl from Tobacco Row, (1966)

"The Mother of All Movies"
- Hot Shots


"You're the Disease. He is the cure"
- Cobra

Ha ha those are classic guys!


"He'll steal your heart... or eat it!"
- Fido



"The Ultimate Driller Killer Thriller"
- Slumber Party Massacre



"Thrills, Chills and Guitar Drills"
- Slumber Party Massacre 2



"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Putt"
- Blades

"They ooze. They slime. They kill."
-Slugs: The Movie

lifes a bi#^h, and shes in heat right now
They Live

it's not a problem till you make it a problem, ritchie
from dusk till dawn

"If you're going to race with the devil, you've got to be as fast as Hell!"
- Race With The Devil



"Funnier than "The Omen"... scarier than "Silent Movie.""
- Satan's Cheerleaders


"Killer to the left...Killer to the right...Stand up...Sit down...FRIGHT! FRIGHT! FRIGHT!"
-Return To Horror High



"Give me a K - Give me an I - Give me an L - Give me an L"
-Cheerleader Camp



"131/2 Murders + 1423 Laughs = Student Bodies"
- Student Bodies

"Detective Harry Callahan. He does break murder cases. He smashes them."

- Dirty Harry

Its 4am..do you know where your car is?

Repo Man

"Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is Tonight?"
- Homebodies



"Are you eating it ...or is it eating you?"
- The Stuff



"Mom Always Said 'No Snacks Between Meals,' But What If You Were The Next Meal?"
- Flesh Eating Mothers



"People of Earth, your planet is about to be destroyed... We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience."
- Terrorvision



"Chopping Mall - Where they slash their prices - and their customers!"
- Chopping Mall



"Going to grannies was never like this. They just love their grandchildren... well done!"
- Rabid Grannies

"You don't assign him to murder cases. You just turn him loose."
Dirty Harry (1971)


"Makes Ben Hur look like an epic"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


"The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92."
Suspiria (1977)


"Man is the warmest place to hide"
The Thing (1982)


"EARTH - Take a good look. It could be your last."
Independence Day (1996)

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
"Army of Darkness" (1992):

they`only say that no one has ever made it out of here alive before because no one has.
princess bride

"100% Medically Accurate"

- The Human Centipede: First Sequence

"89 Minutes of gut crunching terror!"
- Fight For Your Life


"Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him."
- Silent Rage


"Nothing in this nursery rhymes."
- The Baby


"The lucky ones simply got their brains blown out."
- Island Of Death


"They also call me the man who ruined the reputation of every KUNG-FU expert!"
- They Call Me Bruce?


"NOT a true story but who cares!"
- Troma's WAR


"Body Piercing, Kinky Sex, Dismemberment. The Things That Made Shakespeare Great"
- Tromeo And Juliet

"Not Recommended for Persons Over 30!"
- Don't Look In The Basement


"If you're thirty, you're through!"
- Wild In The Streets


"The only thing you can't have in this perfect world of total pleasure is your 30th birthday . . . Logan is 29."
- Logan's Run