A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
> "God bless Mommy,
> God bless Daddy,
> God bless Grandma
> and good-bye Grandpa."
>
> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
> said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next
> day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
>
> A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
> prayers which went like this:
> "God bless Mommy,
> God Bless Daddy
> and good-bye Grandma."
>
> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
> kid is in contact with the other side.
>
> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
>
> "God bless Mommy
> and good-bye Daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
> the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
> had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by
> until midnight he would be okay.
>
> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
> he stayed there, drinking coffee and jumping at every sound. Finally
> midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
> the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
> worst day of my life."
> She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
> to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
>