Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
>> >batteries are getting weak?
>> >
>> >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they
>>know
>> >there is not enough?
>> >
>> >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>> >stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>> >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>> >
>> >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>> >
>> >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>> >
>> >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
>> >throw a revolver at him?
>> >
>> >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>> >
>> >Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>> >
>> >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>> >
>> >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
>>bubbles
>> >are always white?
>> >
>> >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>> >
>> >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
>>hopes that
>> >something new to eat will have materialized?
>> >
>> >Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
>> >vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put
>>it
>> >down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>> >
>> >Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your
>>first
>> >try?
>> >
>> >How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
>> >
>> >When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
>> >shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
>>all
>> >right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That
>>hurt,
>> >you stupid idiot?"
>> >
>> >Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
>> >falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
>> >over?
>> >
>> >In winter why do we
>>try to keep the house as warm as it was in
>> >summer when we complained about the heat?
>> >
>> >How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>> >
>> >And my FAVORITE......
>> >
>> >The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons
>>is
>> >suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three
>>best
>> >friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
>> >
>>
>>

>> >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they
>>know
>> >there is not enough?


Coz they're greedy B*****s !!!!!!