Topic: FINALLY A SMART BLONDE | |
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan
officer. > She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow > $5,000. > The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the > loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to! a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. > The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title > and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral > for the loan. > The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond > for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. > An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's > underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde > returns, repays th e $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. > The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, > and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little > puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a > multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow > $5,000?" > The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two > weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" > Finally. a smart blonde joke. > <@> |
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haha that is funny but maybe she just colors her hair
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GOOD ONE
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Nice.
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Wow. I am just speechless!
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Wow.....definitely a surprise
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