A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She
tells the salesman,
I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He show s her several
patterns, but the blonde seems to be
having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blond promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That
sounds very small, what room are they for?"


The blond tells him that they aren't for a room,
they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss,
computers do not need curtains!

"The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo... I've got
Win doooooows!"