A Virgin's Nightmare
> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
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> > and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
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> > big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
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> > after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
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> > for the first time.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
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> > before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
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> > some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
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> > the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
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> > He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
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> > sex.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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> > condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
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> > pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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> > thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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> > house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
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> > so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
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> > where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
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> > offers to say grace and bows his head.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
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> > with his head down.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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> > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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> > girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
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> > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> > * * * * * * * *
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> > The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
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> > father was a pharmacist."
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> > * * * * * * * * *
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