Subject: WILD MUSHROOMS




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A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis
and socialize.

As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner
club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each
month.

Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Chris and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their
house,
like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal
that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over.

A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and
decided to have mushroom smothered steak.

When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price
for a small can was more than she
wanted to pay.

She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have
mushrooms because they are too expensive."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those
mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed."
She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild
mushrooms are poison."
He then said, "I don't think so. I see the varmints eating them all the
time and it never has affected them."

After thinking about this, Susie decided to give this a try and got in
the pickup and went down in the pasture and picked some.
She brought the wild mushrooms back home and washed them, sliced and
diced them to get them ready to go over her smothered steak.

Then she went out on the back porch and got Ol' Spot's (the yard dog)
bowl and gave him a double handful.

She even put some bacon grease on them to make them tasty.

Ol' Spot didn't slow down until he had eaten every
bite.

All morning long, Susie watched him and the wild mushrooms didn't seem
to affect him, so she decided to use them.

The meal was a great success, and Susie even hired a lady from town to
come out and help her serve.

She had on a white apron and a little cap on her head.

It was first class.

After everyone had finished, they all began to kick back and relax and
socialize.

The men were visiting and the women started to gossip a
bit.

About this time, the lady from town came in from the kitchen and
whispered in Susie's ear.

She said, "Mrs. Brown, Spot just died."

With this news, Susie went into hysterics After she finally calmed
down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "It's bad, but I think we can take care of it.

I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as I can get
there.

We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach.

Everything will be fine.

Just keep them all there and keep them calm."

It wasn't long until they could hear the wail of the siren as the
ambulance was coming down the road. When they got there, the EMTs
got out with their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. The
doctor arrived shortly thereafter. One by one, they took each person
into the master bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped out their
stomach.

After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I
think
everything will be fine now, and he left."

They were all looking pretty peaked sitting around the living room,
and about this time, the town lady came in and said,

"You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped!!

2ff...... long but worth the
read...thanks, I really needed a good laugh right about now

That was cute

wow that sucks i was thinkin that they all got stoned off there ass but
hmmm that was way tooo long