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Topic: Are monsters under the bed dangerous?
Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Wed 07/28/10 07:09 PM
I woke up this morning with this mysterious scratch on my arm. I hate to point fingers but... How do I rid myself of such a creature???

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Wed 07/28/10 07:10 PM
It is the responsibility of the monsters under the bed to keep the dust bunnies at bay.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Wed 07/28/10 07:10 PM
spray lysol under there.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Wed 07/28/10 07:23 PM
I hear they like Doritos...so make sure your room is free of all kinds of doritos.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Wed 07/28/10 07:25 PM
I wake up with sctratches on my back!! I think it's him!!!:

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Wed 07/28/10 07:26 PM
Oh great! I am finally able to sleep with my feet outside the covers after months of keeping them tucked in after Paranormal Activity! Now I'm back to square one.

DeathsTreaty Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 14622	Wed 07/28/10 07:27 PM Edited by DeathsTreaty on Wed 07/28/10 07:27 PM
Sacrifice a cow every 5th of the month and a goat every 22nd Be sure to keep the blood and head close to your bed If you dont, then its just a waste of meat...

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45390	Wed 07/28/10 07:30 PM
I woke up this morning with this mysterious scratch on my arm. I hate to point fingers but... How do I rid myself of such a creature??? We could smallify it and make it the emoticon for PMS.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 07/28/10 07:30 PM
sic that pit on it, that ought to get rid of it....

crossroad123 Joined Sat 06/12/10 Posts: 3299	Wed 07/28/10 07:33 PM
I have herd they do like feet so put your sock by your bed wear they can make sock puppets kept them at bay

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Wed 07/28/10 07:34 PM
Is that from a kids book?? If it is can I have the name and author?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 07/28/10 07:34 PM
Tell him the one in the closet has been saying things about him. Also tell the one in the closet the one under the bed was saying things about him.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Wed 07/28/10 07:53 PM
put some 4:20 under your bed. He should get too stoned to want to do anything but hit up the AM:PM in the middle of the night becasue of wicked munchies!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 07/28/10 07:56 PM
my bed lies directly on the floor - for obvious reasons....3rd fl. apartment....so there is no under my bed...no monsters so lucky

JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447	Thu 07/29/10 01:07 AM
I woke up this morning with this mysterious scratch on my arm. I hate to point fingers but... How do I rid myself of such a creature??? Ok. No problem. Thats my ex-mother inlaw. I will call her and tell her to leave you alone

you_dont_know_me Joined Sun 06/20/10 Posts: 10168	Thu 07/29/10 10:39 AM
I wake up with sctratches on my back!! I think it's him!!!: lmao lol that can be scaring not good lol

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 07/29/10 10:39 AM


Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Thu 07/29/10 03:50 PM
Update - Last night I left one of these by the bed... Haven't heard from him since.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45390	Fri 07/30/10 07:03 PM
Update - Last night I left one of these by the bed... Haven't heard from him since. I want one of those.

misterfreeze Joined Fri 06/25/10 Posts: 252	Fri 07/30/10 09:20 PM
"I'm the monster under your bed. Teeth filed sharp, eyes glowing red" ~ Nightmare before Christmas