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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Wed 07/28/10 07:09 PM
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This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women.
Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s. don't message me if -you want sex -you are more than 1 hour away -if you have kids -if you want cyber -if you are a "playa" -don't have teeth -don't have hair -too old -too young -not old enough -not young enough -you don't like dogs -you don't like cats -you don't have a job -you don't like vegetarians -you don't like hiking -you don't like chocolate -you make less than 30,000 dollars -don't have a car -don't have a motorcycle -too short -shorter than _____ (insert a height) -you have a small penis -you got man boobs -you got a hairy chest -you got a beard -you got a mustache -you don't have a beard -you don't have a mustache -you drink -you smoke -you don't drink -you don't party -you don't have any friends -you don't like full figured -you don't like to be handcuffed -you are not spiritual - you are not a _______ (insert a religion) - you are a _______________ (insert a religion) 
---------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added. So basically women are looking for this guy, 
but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives. Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind. |
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no wonder I'm single
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Your just single
cause there's not enough room in that chair for me!! Lol 
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Sad to sat I've seen profiles just like this.
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Your just single cause there's not enough room in that chair for me!! Lol
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Atlantis, are you bored tonight?
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Your just single cause there's not enough room in that chair for me!! Lol
 
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Your just single cause there's not enough room in that chair for me!! Lol
I have already broke off one of the arm rests. Welded it back on, only to brake it again. Now I can sit in it in a fetus position, then shift to another 35 variations ..which could not be categorized as sitting..but more like "being placed" on a thing that resembles a chair. 
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Your just single cause there's not enough room in that chair for me!! Lol
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It doesn't work, anyway. The only ones who message me are the ones I clearly tell not to....either they can't read (which would explain a lot) or they just love being perversely contrarian.
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Wed 07/28/10 07:20 PM
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Atlantis, are you bored tonight? I'm bored at every night. There isn't anyone to entertain me here. It's dead quiet..only my keyboard strokes for a sound..that's it. Especially now...since I'm gonna have to buy a rear brake caliper for my car, and that pisses me off.. |
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What's contrarian mean?
(I never mail Lex!). Lol
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What's contrarian mean? (I never mail Lex!). Lol
You could, though, because you make sense to me....! Aside from which, I don't see you coming after me with 1000 steak knives. And I'm rarely wrong about that stuff. Anymore. Much. |
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This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women. Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s. don't message me if -you want sex -you are more than 1 hour away -if you have kids -if you want cyber -if you are a "playa" -don't have teeth -don't have hair -too old -too young -not old enough -not young enough -you don't like dogs -you don't like cats -you don't have a job -you don't like vegetarians -you don't like hiking -you don't like chocolate -you make less than 30,000 dollars -don't have a car -don't have a motorcycle -too short -shorter than _____ (insert a height) -you have a small penis -you got man boobs -you got a hairy chest -you got a beard -you got a mustache -you don't have a beard -you don't have a mustache -you drink -you smoke -you don't drink -you don't party -you don't have any friends -you don't like full figured -you don't like to be handcuffed -you are not spiritual - you are not a _______ (insert a religion) - you are a _______________ (insert a religion)
---------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added. So basically women are looking for this guy,
but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives. Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind.  Yup thats what we women demand
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interesting I never did a list of dont's lol
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Shshsh men complain if we don't tell them what we want. Then when we do say what we want they complain about that too........... ya just can't please them.............
 
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Shshsh men complain if we don't tell them what we want. Then when we do say what we want they complain about that too........... ya just can't please them.............
right on what u said
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This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women. Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s. don't message me if -you want sex -you are more than 1 hour away -if you have kids -if you want cyber -if you are a "playa" -don't have teeth -don't have hair -too old -too young -not old enough -not young enough -you don't like dogs -you don't like cats -you don't have a job -you don't like vegetarians -you don't like hiking -you don't like chocolate -you make less than 30,000 dollars -don't have a car -don't have a motorcycle -too short -shorter than _____ (insert a height) -you have a small penis -you got man boobs -you got a hairy chest -you got a beard -you got a mustache -you don't have a beard -you don't have a mustache -you drink -you smoke -you don't drink -you don't party -you don't have any friends -you don't like full figured -you don't like to be handcuffed -you are not spiritual - you are not a _______ (insert a religion) - you are a _______________ (insert a religion)
---------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added. So basically women are looking for this guy,
but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives. Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind. Yup thats what we women demand
what we woman deman? geeze i dont demand crap and if a man demanding anything from me. they ars is out the door.. they can fantazie all they freaken want 
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This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women. Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s. don't message me if -you want sex -you are more than 1 hour away -if you have kids -if you want cyber -if you are a "playa" -don't have teeth -don't have hair -too old -too young -not old enough -not young enough -you don't like dogs -you don't like cats -you don't have a job -you don't like vegetarians -you don't like hiking -you don't like chocolate -you make less than 30,000 dollars -don't have a car -don't have a motorcycle -too short -shorter than _____ (insert a height) -you have a small penis -you got man boobs -you got a hairy chest -you got a beard -you got a mustache -you don't have a beard -you don't have a mustache -you drink -you smoke -you don't drink -you don't party -you don't have any friends -you don't like full figured -you don't like to be handcuffed -you are not spiritual - you are not a _______ (insert a religion) - you are a _______________ (insert a religion)
---------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added. So basically women are looking for this guy,
but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives. Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind. Yup thats what we women demand
what we woman deman? geeze i dont demand crap and if a man demanding anything from me. they ars is out the door.. they can fantazie all they freaken want
yup agree with u Queene.A descent woman does not put up with crap. But every woman is different in what they are looking for just like men .Goes both ways.He lays that long friggin list what women want.Forgetting we women can put up a long list to what men look for. |
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What's contrarian mean? (I never mail Lex!). Lol
You could, though, because you make sense to me....! Aside from which, I don't see you coming after me with 1000 steak knives. And I'm rarely wrong about that stuff. Anymore. Much. Thanks Lex!!!
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