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No Christmas this year!
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How come that male martian looks like he has boobies?
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How come that male martian looks like he has boobies? Martian Man-boobs |
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Ahh Santa, the first way our parents teach us to lie.
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How come that male martian looks like he has boobies? 
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I am always naughty
and he knows it!!! But that sexy little man always comes anyway with everything I want! If I don't get that yellow Fendi bag this year.... You are sooooooo dead Santa baby! 
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Nope, I am going to be naughty. Doesn't pay to be good.
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I just got it! Ain't she sweet?
 I just got her from Russia but she cost me a bundle! I am having a hell of a time getting the paperwork on it becasue the Air Force is way jealous of me. I should be ready for reindeer hunting season this December! I am arming her with missiles that track red lights! I should be getting those in a month! Again THANK YOU RUSSIA! Your weapons dealers are the BEST! I am so gonna get Santa this year God Damn It!  Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'm sending heat seeking missiles after you tonight! |
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I am always naughty with Santa and I still get my presents
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On Santa's Naughty List and proud of it!
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If I am on both lists will I get only half a present?
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Edited by
msmyka
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Wed 07/21/10 09:17 PM
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OMG I've been sooooooooooooooo good.... I'm ready for Santa to come now!
 Christmas in July  
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