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Topic: Sometimes I want to kill people at work....
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 07/16/10 01:27 PM
When they ask me questions like "What is our fax number?" ARE YOU THAT FAWKING LAZY THAT YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF? For fawks sake it's listed in the signature block of EVERY FAWKING EMAIL I SEND YOU. That's faxing lazy.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 07/16/10 01:31 PM


RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Fri 07/16/10 01:39 PM
I hear ya. The one person here that asks me the same stupid azz questions over and over.... my boss.

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Fri 07/16/10 01:40 PM Edited by Riding_Dubz on Fri 07/16/10 01:40 PM
maybe they just wanna hear your sexxxy voice... like im call myka i just wanna hear her sexynessss

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/16/10 01:44 PM
She probably sound sexier when she is a little angry. So somebody calls her up, puts her on loud speaker, and then ask for the fax number. The whole office then gets really turned on, and a massive orgy follows. One day they will invite her to it, and get her really really angry by asking her where the coffee machine is.

OKCUTIE67 Joined Fri 04/02/10 Posts: 2118	Fri 07/16/10 01:47 PM
I just keep repeating to myself.... "IT ALL PAYS THE SAME" "IT ALL PAYS THE SAME"

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Fri 07/16/10 01:53 PM
I used to laugh when the detectives would call me and ask me to find them the number for (insert local restaurant here)! I'd usually just reply "You're the detective! And you can't find a phone number in a phone book? Gee, maybe I should become a criminal!" They hated it when I dispatched...

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Fri 07/16/10 02:10 PM
She probably sound sexier when she is a little angry. So somebody calls her up, puts her on loud speaker, and then ask for the fax number. The whole office then gets really turned on, and a massive orgy follows. One day they will invite her to it, and get her really really angry by asking her where the coffee machine is.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 07/17/10 10:14 AM
I just keep repeating to myself.... "IT ALL PAYS THE SAME" "IT ALL PAYS THE SAME" righto - just take ur check on Friday - go home & have fun... my hope is that no on here really has the TIME to call Myka to ask stupid questions because they're horny obviously SHE doesn't have that kinda of time....maybe Myka should divy out the work assignments to keep y'all busy

BlueWilderness Joined Sat 06/26/10 Posts: 47	Sat 07/17/10 01:08 PM
I want to kill the people I serve. Especially the cheap non-tipping bastards who walk in with a chip on their shoulder.

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 07/17/10 01:14 PM
I would get annoyed when I was the only person working in an area of the building and my boss would call and say "Eileen?" So I started answering the phone "Never-neverland....Peter Pan speaking....How may I help you?" It was really funny the day someone called a wrong number and then asked me where Never-neverland was.....so I told them "Second star to the right and straight on till morning".....Wonder why they hung up on me?????

ValentinaSS Joined Sun 05/23/10 Posts: 966	Sat 07/17/10 02:20 PM
Oh, there are DOOZIES in every workplace,,,,, the ones who are disgruntled as all HE!! (yet they won`t quit, freaking basturds!!!lol), chronic complainers, not too mention the lazy and the slowwwwww.........