FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked ass
is
taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the
fat
chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one
is
late for the ride home.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was
fun
"
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
bought
it in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
them
alone.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for
the
tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the
bar.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on
the
way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
sorry
you couldn't come.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
and
try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"You
better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's
alcohol
abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TEXAS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking
care
of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes
later
"okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!!
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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will re-send this to ALL of their KICKASS TEXAS
friends!!!

lmao

::::::::::::::::::::DAM :::::::::::::::::::

lmao, sure brings back damn good memories hehe!!!