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Topic: "You know you've been single 4 too long when"...
buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Wed 07/14/10 08:19 PM
i have to say hummm when i signed up it was a place to meet new friends... my brother conned me ha ha! however i was single...

monilove27 Joined Tue 07/06/10 Posts: 120	Wed 07/14/10 08:24 PM
When eating dates doesn't make you smile anymore. Eating always makes me smile, DAMNIT

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Wed 07/14/10 08:27 PM
"You know you've been single for too long when"... Your sons 20 something friends start looking damn fine to ya.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 07/14/10 08:33 PM
When the cashier at Walgreen's recognizes you, see's the lube you are purchasing, and responds, "Ah! The usual today."

mattsk1 Joined Tue 06/15/10 Posts: 353	Thu 07/15/10 03:14 PM
When you go to Karaoke Bar to sing, sit by your self for four hours and call that having fun.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Thu 07/15/10 03:30 PM
When you can't remember there birthday or the anniversary dates.

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Thu 07/15/10 03:48 PM
..When squeezing the Charmin bathroom tissue on a supermarket shelf feels erotic!

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Thu 07/15/10 03:48 PM
When you call a repairman just to see a man in ur house....

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 07/15/10 04:10 PM Edited by Torgo70 on Thu 07/15/10 04:14 PM
.....when the half-a-body zombie girl in Return Of The Living Dead is starting to look hot.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 07/15/10 04:22 PM
I didn't know whether to post this under Games or Dating & Relationships...anyway I'll start it off. "You know you've been single for too long when"...you sign up for an online dating site For me, it was when I realized that the female I most look forward to seeing every day is my friend's cat.

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Thu 07/15/10 04:25 PM
I didn't know whether to post this under Games or Dating & Relationships...anyway I'll start it off. "You know you've been single for too long when"...you sign up for an online dating site For me, it was when I realized that the female I most look forward to seeing every day is my friend's cat. When you're snapping photos of yourself in the bathroom mirror?! Nice Lex!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 07/15/10 04:36 PM
I didn't know whether to post this under Games or Dating & Relationships...anyway I'll start it off. "You know you've been single for too long when"...you sign up for an online dating site For me, it was when I realized that the female I most look forward to seeing every day is my friend's cat. When you're snapping photos of yourself in the bathroom mirror?! Nice Lex! Hey, that is a very SPECIAL and ARTISTIC picture! Check out the explanation in the "Two Insignificant Observations" thread! http://mingle2.com/topic/show/279135

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Thu 07/15/10 04:53 PM
I didn't know whether to post this under Games or Dating & Relationships...anyway I'll start it off. "You know you've been single for too long when"...you sign up for an online dating site For me, it was when I realized that the female I most look forward to seeing every day is my friend's cat. When you're snapping photos of yourself in the bathroom mirror?! Nice Lex! Hey, that is a very SPECIAL and ARTISTIC picture! Check out the explanation in the "Two Insignificant Observations" thread! http://mingle2.com/topic/show/279135 I did, LOL! Good explanation. Highly amused to read that your views popped up because of it.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Thu 07/15/10 05:18 PM
When you lay in bed in a teddy and stilettoes posting

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Thu 07/15/10 07:02 PM
--When you start winking at Atlantis, then you have been here too looooong.

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Thu 07/15/10 07:07 PM Edited by Dragoness on Thu 07/15/10 07:08 PM
Not true Atlantis When you imagine having someone living and sleeping with you and all you can think about is that fact that they will want to watch something different on the tv and take up half or more of the bed.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 07/15/10 07:07 PM
When you can wear your favorite t-shirt with the holes in it because it's comfortable & no one is there to nag you about it

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Thu 07/15/10 07:34 PM
When you can wear your favorite t-shirt with the holes in it because it's comfortable & no one is there to nag you about it When you wish you had a guy so you could wear his holey shirt cause its comfy. Lol! And right now - when ya wish there was someone around who you could use as a hot pack to ease a muscle spasm. Whimpers.... @ Atlantis - that's what kicks in the butt are for. Lol.

Cinderella75 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 10049	Thu 07/15/10 10:27 PM Edited by Cinderella75 on Thu 07/15/10 10:33 PM
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Cinderella75 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 10049	Thu 07/15/10 10:28 PM
When you lay in bed in a teddy and stilettoes posting no way? you too?