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Edited by
mightymoe
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Wed 07/14/10 12:14 PM
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this site listed some toys not to buy because they were "demonic"
here's the site, and below is some examples... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html iPod Mini - Children will download Satanic siren calls from punk rockers like Clay Akin onto this device. The iPod is not equipped with a child safety lock so Christian parents don't know if their kids are listening to Pastor's sermons or Lucifer's belches. Apple also uses a logo that mocks the Lord by embracing the symbol of fallen man. Aquapets - This penis-shaped toy is capable of opening up the very gates of Hell in your own Christian rumpus room. Aquapets are talking masturbation teaching toys. Your innocent pre-teen daughter will be transformed into a tallywacker-addicted slut before the Lord manages to drain the two D batteries of their Satanic powers. More> |
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 that was hilarious, how did you find this nugget of joy?
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that was hilarious, how did you find this nugget of joy?
i was looking for toys on the other post, and this vision came up... |
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this site listed some toys not to buy because they were "demonic" here's the site, and below is some examples... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html iPod Mini - Children will download Satanic siren calls from punk rockers like Clay Akin onto this device. The iPod is not equipped with a child safety lock so Christian parents don't know if their kids are listening to Pastor's sermons or Lucifer's belches. Apple also uses a logo that mocks the Lord by embracing the symbol of fallen man. Aquapets - This penis-shaped toy is capable of opening up the very gates of Hell in your own Christian rumpus room. Aquapets are talking masturbation teaching toys. Your innocent pre-teen daughter will be transformed into a tallywacker-addicted slut before the Lord manages to drain the two D batteries of their Satanic powers. More>
satan sweet satan |
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i never knew clay akin was a punk rocker tho...learn something new every day, i guess.
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Now THAT was a HOOT!
Those are some of the most money hungry haterators of all time! |
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Landover Baptist Church
Where the worthwhile worship "unsaved are not welcome ("as Jesus commanded") Boy, talk about using Jesus as a pasty doll to preach bigotry, hatred, and divisivness. 
Spreading hate for Jesus sake, what an oxymoron. 
And they're concerned about what a few toys might be suggesting to little childern? 
When I see this kind of bigotry held up in the name of Jesus it just makes me want to puke. 
It's these kinds of people who make Jesus look like a real jerk. Of course, in truth, they don't represent Jesus anymore than Osama Bin Laden does. |
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I will never look at spongebob upside down the same way again...
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Landover Baptist Church Where the worthwhile worship "unsaved are not welcome ("as Jesus commanded") Boy, talk about using Jesus as a pasty doll to preach bigotry, hatred, and divisivness.
Spreading hate for Jesus sake, what an oxymoron.
And they're concerned about what a few toys might be suggesting to little childern?
When I see this kind of bigotry held up in the name of Jesus it just makes me want to puke.
It's these kinds of people who make Jesus look like a real jerk. Of course, in truth, they don't represent Jesus anymore than Osama Bin Laden does. Is humor against most religions or what??? I loved it, laughed pretty dang hard, I did. *for those who missed it*
"Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert: The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. End Spoiler Alert " |
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Is humor against most religions or what??? I loved it, laughed pretty dang hard, I did. *for those who missed it*
"Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert: The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. End Spoiler Alert " Well, then I was right on the money. They don't represent Jesus. 
Hallelujah! 
Sad thing is that it would be extremely easy to believe that it represents an actual Christian Church. Too bad about that. 
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no object is satanic when it comes to something as media or something of such like this. Heck computers must be evil to, you can find ANYTHING on the computer. It's all about how you use that object, weather you're seaking God with it or evil things. Do you use the computer to look at porn and many many other evil things you can do. Or do you use these objects to do normal things and or seak God in one way or other. No object can be linked to Satan, it's about how you use that object.
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i never knew clay akin was a punk rocker tho...learn something new every day, i guess.
He's not a satanic punk rocker, he's gay. It's all the same to bible bumpers though. |
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Hey - did they include adult toys in that listing? Some of those things are really demonic. Two nights in a row I woke up to this weird noise by the side of my bed. I even got up the first night, turned the light on looked under the bed, around the window and so on. But by then the noise had stopped.
The next night I was too tired but just as I drifted off to sleep again, the noice came back - THIS TIME I opened up the toy drawer and found the culprit. I think it missed me - lack of lust these days.
I removed the batteries - I plan to need them again SOON....
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no object is satanic when it comes to something as media or something of such like this. Heck computers must be evil to, you can find ANYTHING on the computer. It's all about how you use that object, weather you're seaking God with it or evil things. Do you use the computer to look at porn and many many other evil things you can do. Or do you use these objects to do normal things and or seak God in one way or other. No object can be linked to Satan, it's about how you use that object. Take guns for instance. They can be used in a good way with hunting. But they can also be used in an evil way with murdering. It's all about how that object is used. |
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Edited by
Milesoftheusa
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Sat 07/17/10 12:15 PM
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Well I knew Satan lived in Washington D C and they voted him in for 8 years. or is it this one. The Washington Monument has to go!! Just think taking your kid to the top of Satan's ( well i will leave u to decide) and looking out the top of it.. ehhh yuck
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If you're eating Nachos.........say "Thank You Cheeses" |
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Landover Baptist Church Where the worthwhile worship "unsaved are not welcome ("as Jesus commanded") Boy, talk about using Jesus as a pasty doll to preach bigotry, hatred, and divisivness.
Spreading hate for Jesus sake, what an oxymoron.
And they're concerned about what a few toys might be suggesting to little childern?
When I see this kind of bigotry held up in the name of Jesus it just makes me want to puke.
It's these kinds of people who make Jesus look like a real jerk. Of course, in truth, they don't represent Jesus anymore than Osama Bin Laden does. Is humor against most religions or what??? I loved it, laughed pretty dang hard, I did. *for those who missed it*
"Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert: The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. End Spoiler Alert " Kinda ironic then huh? heh.... "Leap Start Learning Table - Marketed to Caucasian children and Colored adults, this so-called "Learning Table" spits out lies about math, science and other secular bunk Christ-haters teach in public schools. We suggest you just start your toddler out with an illustrated King James Bible and a spanking instead." 
Isn't she a cutie pie? Meanwhile.... 
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no object is satanic when it comes to something as media or something of such like this. Heck computers must be evil to, you can find ANYTHING on the computer. It's all about how you use that object, weather you're seaking God with it or evil things. Do you use the computer to look at porn and many many other evil things you can do. Or do you use these objects to do normal things and or seak God in one way or other. No object can be linked to Satan, it's about how you use that object. Indeed. I often use objects to get my g/f to call out to god...  
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no object is satanic when it comes to something as media or something of such like this. Heck computers must be evil to, you can find ANYTHING on the computer. It's all about how you use that object, weather you're seaking God with it or evil things. Do you use the computer to look at porn and many many other evil things you can do. Or do you use these objects to do normal things and or seak God in one way or other. No object can be linked to Satan, it's about how you use that object. Take guns for instance. They can be used in a good way with hunting. But they can also be used in an evil way with murdering. It's all about how that object is used. Some people think hunting is murdering. |
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Well I knew Satan lived in Washington D C and they voted him in for 8 years. or is it this one. The Washington Monument has to go!! Just think taking your kid to the top of Satan's ( well i will leave u to decide) and looking out the top of it.. ehhh yuck
Bush wasn't Satan. Bush just worked for him. Chaney, on the other hand... |
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