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How would you get someone that you are interested in to notice you?
(disclaimer...this isn't for personal advice for me  I'm still on my first date theme thing lol)
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Tue 07/13/10 07:31 PM
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(disclaimer...this isn't for personal advice for me I'm still on my first date theme thing lol)
Admit it, come on! I know you are! |
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I'm going to get one of those shirts with the TV screens on them, or the Christmas one that has the flashy lights. Oh! and a Santa hat.
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Trip and fall while he's watching
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I would just make a big deal out of the fact that I've had 4 books published and I know how to use apostrophes. If that doesn't work, I'm pretty much screwed.
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Show a little cleavage
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Show them my 401K.
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Show them my 401K. Wouldn't that just make them ?
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with my hand gently cup his crotch and look him in the eye...
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Row....it might not be too good if you got hurt and the other person didn't pay attention
Lex....I haven't even read you entire profile, now I have to read your books?
WB....some of us are cleavagely challenged
Goof....I don't want to see that. Just show me several paycheck stubs
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with my hand gently cup his crotch and look him in the eye... my luck....I get arrested for that 
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good question ... ha ha got me though
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Show them my 401K. Wouldn't that just make them ?
Pfffft. Wait till you see my bankroll in 5-7 years......Yep....Goof gonna have ho's in all 50 states.
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Lex....I haven't even read you entire profile, now I have to read your books?
The books are actually shorter, though.... |
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Show them my 401K. Wouldn't that just make them ?
Pfffft. Wait till you see my bankroll in 5-7 years......Yep....Goof gonna have ho's in all 50 states.
I call California 
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Show them my 401K. Wouldn't that just make them ?
Pfffft. Wait till you see my bankroll in 5-7 years......Yep....Goof gonna have ho's in all 50 states.
Pimp Daddy Goof. I can picture you in those shoes with the goldfish in them......... 
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Rose:
I think that I speak for practically all guys when I say that any lady that is even remotely close to us in age can walk over to us, give a smile, and start talking. Even if we're attached and not interested, we'll still appreciate the attention and let you down easy. As far as I can tell, it's usually only women who sometimes take offense at an unknown guy starting a conversation with them, even if the guy is being polite. Elijah. |
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Show them my 401K. Wouldn't that just make them ?
Pfffft. Wait till you see my bankroll in 5-7 years......Yep....Goof gonna have ho's in all 50 states.
Pimp Daddy Goof. I can picture you in those shoes with the goldfish in them.........
Hells Yeah!!!! |
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A good start would be to ditch the Dad jeans and any slacks with pleats.
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