So I went to an all you can eat restaurant last night, and I heard a faint squeal from a potato as I scooped it onto my plate. I dismissed the sqeal, blaming it on my hungry mind. However... I swear when a waitress was tossing salad the lettuce leafs laughed as if they were being tickled. Then, while eating some baby carrots this afternoon I could hear a chours of a thousand screams, I was terrified! I tried to speak to the food, you know to calm it down, but they didn't listen. They just screamed, and screamed, and sccreamed.

On the flip side, it seems some of my best conversations are with my fruit bowl.

Am I normal???

No,

but Normal sucks....

I would like to be able to talk to my food...would make me a better chef I think....


Interesting story by the way ^^
Think I would have tried to talk to them too

Thanks for the reassuring "No." I was beginning to get worried.

Well, at least now that I know I'm not normal I can finally go Goatpacking thru Africa without sufficient reason.

Welcome ^^


Ive never seen that before

DOnt know if I can say if thats fun or not though...

It is gonna have to pee sooner or later

that's a disturbing & funny thought both

How r u kupa - nice to see u

I have heard my food scream also. My sister lives in Portland , Maine, and once when i visited her there we cooked our own lobsters that we bought at the old port down by the docks.

well, she told me that in Maine it is a custom for people to let the lobster run loose on the kitchen floor before cooking them. So we did that while the water was boiling.

Once it came to a full boil my sis picked them up by the tail and dropped them in the pot, and u can actually hear them scream. Kinda creepy, eh?

My friend Betty got all this on tape.

compelling life.

No, no I don't think so T.

On another note, this should be in creative writing.

As a vegetarian I'd rather hear a carrot weep than Bambi, anything that had a face once....

Well, as a meat eater..
I'm sorry, what was the question?

Next time you want a snack, try this...



Not only is it delicious, but it also makes you fart rainbows.

Thank you so much!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one that hears food talk. Now, thanks to you I KNOW that I'm normal. I can throw away these darn pills that crazy dr. gave me

Ummmm, does this mean they could be...seen, too?
I prefer the invisible hit-and-run.
Unicorm meat looks...noisy.

ah, isn't that Um..pretty

looks strangely like Spam

Generally, it's consider better if you eat those kind of mushrooms seperate of the meal.

I think they canned the poop of all the wee
midgets in the Wizard of Oz.
How else to get the rainbow winds?
I KNEW those little people were laughing at us.

Hmmmm

tribbles


Maybe ya need to get out just a tad more