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Topic: shenanigans - part 2
msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 01:53 PM
I hug around the neck but I use my legs... hope that doesn't bother you

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 02:02 PM
I hug around the neck but I use my legs... hope that doesn't bother you This must be that new Death Lock Hug I have been hearing about. Sounds inviting!

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 02:03 PM
I hug around the neck but I use my legs... hope that doesn't bother you This must be that new Death Lock Hug I have been hearing about. Sounds inviting! Theres only one way out of it... can you guess?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 02:10 PM
I hug around the neck but I use my legs... hope that doesn't bother you This must be that new Death Lock Hug I have been hearing about. Sounds inviting! Theres only one way out of it... can you guess? Before you hug me, jump into a big batch of crisco so I can easily slide out?

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 02:11 PM
You're no fun

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 02:14 PM
Well, my other response was more....well...it might get your thread moved to that "other" section.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 02:24 PM
Yeah I know that's because I was baiting you to respond that way

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 02:31 PM
Shame on you! Look. Just because it would involve my tongue going down there and then.......well.....See what you did!!!

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 02:36 PM


Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 02:47 PM
I do love thighs wrapped around my face. Ok. I am gonna go to church now and confess my sins.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 03:14 PM


soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Fri 09/10/10 04:49 PM
I do love thighs wrapped around my face. Ok. I am gonna go to church now and confess my sins. I am very wise. You may confess to me. I won't tell a soul. Let 'er rip.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 04:59 PM
I do love thighs wrapped around my face. Ok. I am gonna go to church now and confess my sins. I am very wise. You may confess to me. I won't tell a soul. Let 'er rip. Hmmmmm. O Wise One....I am having lustful thoughts involving thighs, crisco, and chinese throwing stars. Is that weird? Normal? Am I going to hell? Does this shirt make me look lumpy? Should I do roids to buff up? I am such a lost soul. On another note....I did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Fri 09/10/10 06:15 PM
I do love thighs wrapped around my face. Ok. I am gonna go to church now and confess my sins. I am very wise. You may confess to me. I won't tell a soul. Let 'er rip. Hmmmmm. O Wise One....I am having lustful thoughts involving thighs, crisco, and chinese throwing stars. Is that weird? Normal? Am I going to hell? Does this shirt make me look lumpy? Should I do roids to buff up? I am such a lost soul. On another note....I did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Lustful thoughts: You are simply doing the laundry of the mind. Keeping your dirty laundry to yourself, as it were. Wise people say, as it were. This is how you know. Lumpy, buffing and 'roids: While this sounds like a law firm, I think the 'roids are legal if you apply them directly to your azz. Buff them in. Yes, you are surely going to Hell. But all your friends will be there. You could buy rounds in Hell, with the money you saved from Geico.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 09/10/10 06:22 PM
Well, thank God for Geico!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Fri 09/10/10 06:58 PM
Exactly.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 09:04 PM
I do love thighs wrapped around my face. Ok. I am gonna go to church now and confess my sins. I am very wise. You may confess to me. I won't tell a soul. Let 'er rip. Hmmmmm. O Wise One....I am having lustful thoughts involving thighs, crisco, and chinese throwing stars. Is that weird? Normal? Am I going to hell? Does this shirt make me look lumpy? Should I do roids to buff up? I am such a lost soul. On another note....I did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Lustful thoughts: You are simply doing the laundry of the mind. Keeping your dirty laundry to yourself, as it were. Wise people say, as it were. This is how you know. Lumpy, buffing and 'roids: While this sounds like a law firm, I think the 'roids are legal if you apply them directly to your azz. Buff them in. Yes, you are surely going to Hell. But all your friends will be there. You could buy rounds in Hell, with the money you saved from Geico. You are brilliant my friend! I will confess all my sins to you from now on!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Fri 09/10/10 10:06 PM
You are brilliant my friend! I will confess all my sins to you from now on! So be it sister. We may have to schedule your sessions. I am sure they will go long.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Fri 09/10/10 10:33 PM
You are brilliant my friend! I will confess all my sins to you from now on! So be it sister. We may have to schedule your sessions. I am sure they will go long. Lord! I am sure you have no idea what you are getting yourself into.........

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 09/10/10 10:51 PM