For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!'
Well,thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt
married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt
and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a
son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens
children were Dawg, Byrd,and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can
correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Ooops. I almost forgot about the estanged cousin who lives in Iran.
Mustapha Schitt.

ROTFLMAO@TOM
Hell yeah brotha that was a good one
LMAO

There's also the obnoxious Italian uncle as well.
Pizza Schitt, and the permanantly sick brother, Looks like
Schitt

i just wanna find "not me" he does everything that shouldn't be done
!!!



i.e "who did this?" ,,,,, "not me"

There has to be more of these out there somewhere.


How about the snobby boss?

Whatta Schitt.

or for the constipated

Needsa Schitt

Or the reformed teenage thug

Used to be a little Schitt


Come on Chris. Gimme some input here

I fI could stop LMAO
LMAO

He's my next door neighbor and if he doesn't quit banging on the wall
I'm going to go over there and find out what the hell he's doing.

Jack is about to get my foot up his ass...

There's the crimial relative as well

Thieving Schitt

Or the girl who has soiled herself

Hadda Schitt

This guy is just cruising for a bruising...

2FF !!!!!! Sent this to a few ppl, they will laugh thier asses
off !

There'es also the unkown guy, from Venuezla,

whosa Schitt

LOL

LOL @ UK! F-ing funny!

Thanks for making my night!

that's not funny signed Lotta ****t