While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a Bottle along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"


"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know
who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked
Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or
I will be Returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the
impertinence of
the Woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my Bed in the morning, so just do it and be
off with you!" The annoyed genie Said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance.

God is good.

After mumerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decides to send George Bush a letter in his own handwring
to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message:

37OHSSV - O773H

Bush was baffled, so he sent it to the F.B.I.
No one could solve it at the F.B.I. so it was sent to the C.I.A., then
to the N.S.A.

With no clue as to its meaning they sent it to the British MI6 for help.
Within a minute, MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:

Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

Not upside-down, backwards!

Oceans