A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
> the
> >husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she
> sits
> >alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"
> >
> > "Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking
> right
> >after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
> since."
> >
> > "My Goodness", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go
> on
> >celebrating that long?"

not as good as some of the other ones, but made me chuckle a little bit
anyways....