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That's the best line ever. You look better without the mustash |
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(HIM)Excuse me but I believe your wondering if i'm single or taken huh?
(HER) HUH??? NO, I don't care one way or the other? (HIM) "WOW",,,YOU REALLY WANT ME THEN DON"T YOU? Is it just me? Or have YOU ever wondered what WE would look like in bed together?? NO,,,I have never used these,,, |
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That's the best line ever. You look better without the mustash I think so too. but I think Everyone looks better with a moustache. |
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It should have been ragtime gal and included a dancing frog.... |
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Women have guys ever used this line to ask you on a date? Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire, if you refuse me honey you lose me then youll be left alone so baby come on and tell me I'm your own. I'm good. it's "RAGTIME GAL" who the heck would want a woman that is ragging? |
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If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now. I'm gonna try this one tonight.. Try this one - I heard you was like a computer, you always need a Hard Drive.. |
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This isn't a good one either: " If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now. " How about this one: "Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?" *Laughing* OMG - I Love It! |
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This isn't a good one either: " If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now. " How about this one: "Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?" |
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You know what? I send women all kinds of crazy stuff. I feel it shows my sense of humor and having that match is important in a relationship.
However, quoting songs isn't something I'd do. |
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"Would you mind holding my drink while i go for a dump?"
Never fails. |
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"Let's play house....you be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long."
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Edited by
Mikey117
on
Fri 07/02/10 12:50 PM
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God my bad I thought this was about condoms and how ee make them think they are minty flavored!! As in a midnight snack!!! Like in a condommint!!
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. |
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Women have guys ever used this line to ask you on a date? Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire, if you refuse me honey you lose me then youll be left alone so baby come on and tell me I'm your own. I'm good. Only if he sang it and did a soft shoe dance and then handed me a rose. Any color of rose would do. I'm not particular. |
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No i don't got any date by this site, please help me..
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( Him ) Have you ever heard of the sixty second intercourse?
( Her ) No ( Him ) You got a minute? |
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This isn't a good one either: " If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now. " How about this one: "Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?" That's great! Lmao! |
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