In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident, caused
by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning Boudreaux.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine"? the
lawyer asked.

Boudreaux responded, "Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da . . . . "

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?

Boudreaux said, "I had jus got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving
down da road . ."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite mule, Bessie."

Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded
Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da
highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and
smacked my truck right in da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and
Bessie was thrown into da udder. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want
to move at tall. But, I could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I
knew she was in some kind o' terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene. He herd
Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After he took
hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between da eyes.
Den da Pa trolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and
said 'How are you feeling?'"

"Now what da hell would you say?!"

I liked that

Whipper...

That was pretty funny, I would have said the same thing