Topic: McGangbang-Awesome Or Not So?
onewickedcarnie's photo
Mon 06/28/10 08:17 PM
Just wondering if anyone as ever had a McGangbang before. Any thoughts? For those who think that a McGangbang is a joke or something, it is a real sandwich. Here is a brief description presented by Cracked(better coverage in my opinion than the wikipedia due to the awesome funny of it).


Where You’d Get It:
McDonald’s.

Why You’d Get It:
The work of Benjamin Libet in the field of Neuroscience supports the idea that free will is just an illusion, and that we have no real agency over our actions. You do not run your own life. Everything is predetermined, and we are bumbling, stumbling meat puppets that eventually die.

What is it?
The story behind the McGangBang is actually pretty cool. It’s gotten virtually no attention in the press and has gained popularity over the last few years strictly by word-of-mouth and Internet forums, and it’s still relatively underground. Sure, people have whispered about it and its history has been covered in exhaustive detail, but it hasn’t quite reached the mainstream yet. It’s only a matter of time before someone in a movie or TV show or popular and influential comedy megasite mentions it and then it’ll just blow up. Here’s how it works: You take an ordinary McDouble off the dollar menu…

…then you take an ordinary McChicken off the dollar menu…

…and you shove the McChicken inside the McDouble. Right in between the patties, just wedge that McChicken in there, so you have one tall super sandwich for just a few bucks. Get an order of fries because we all die in the end anyway.

There are actually a few different schools of thought regarding how many buns of the McChicken should make the transfer. Some say both, some say just one (and within that group, there are two separate camps, those who vote bottom bun and those who vote top). I’ve had the McGangBang several times using every variation of bun placement (because the futility of human existence weighs on me constantly), and I prefer the single bun (top), though they’re all perfectly acceptable. What is not acceptable, however, is a total lack of McChicken buns. You need at least one in there, or you’re just an ******* eating a stupid sandwich for jerks.

Ordering:
This is tricky, because a McGangBang isn’t officially on any McDonald’s menu. Maybe someday it will be, but I think the day we add an item called a “McGangBang” to a list of things we’re pretending are food is the day the Earth will physically expel all human life from the planet.
While it’s not on the menu, you can obviously just get a McChicken and McDouble separately and put them together yourself (like a freakin’ servant, but whatever).

Now here’s the cool part. Some McDonald’s establishments are aware of the McGangBang trend so, if you ask for one, they will serve it to you, fully assembled. Not always, but there are a few cases. There’s a problem, of course, because you’ll never know for sure if your McDonald’s is aware of the trend until you ask. And if they aren’t aware, then you’re the fat idiot who just said “McGangBang” while anticipatory drool oozed from your mouth.
Get ready for a lot of embarrassment if you want to order it by name, is my point. I found one here in Southern California that will serve up McGangBangs on demand, but I’m not going to tell you which one because, hell, no one told me. I drove around to six different McDonald’s asking for McGangBangs and got stunned silences and panicked looks before I found one that knew what I was talking about.

wraithme66's photo
Mon 06/28/10 08:30 PM
I think that is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard...ohwell That's worse than my brothers' "Hot beef injection"... Where he takes a hot dog, and two slim jims and stuffs them into a pepperoni pizza Hot pocket.

MelodyGirl's photo
Mon 06/28/10 08:30 PM
ill ill ill ill ill ill

There are so many things wrong with your post other than the enuendo! laugh

McDonalds (fast food), Dollar Menu, Mc Nuggets, and McDouble is just all wrong on so many levels.

Does that come with a cardiologist and defibrillator? laugh

I think this a silly, fun topic, right? This is more of an allegory - metaphorical musing - than a true story?

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Mon 06/28/10 08:42 PM
McDonalds...sick



When did they stop making flavored Styrofoam that looks a lot like edible food?spock


I have heard of it but I never knew exactly what it was though. I got a friend who told me about it once but McDonalds...ill No. Couldn't do it.

I also have promised every GF I had I would never take them to McDonalds. That still is a standing promise ladies!:banana:

onewickedcarnie's photo
Mon 06/28/10 09:56 PM
I think this a silly, fun topic, right? This is more of an allegory - metaphorical musing - than a true story?


Nope, is actually true. They actually serve that junk in certain areas on special order. In some areas is called a McDizzle, or a McChuble. It is taken from an article about some of the most disturbing foods served, and I happened to use that example as description since its at least more entertaining than the wikipedia version, or most other versions for that matter. Why not get a little chuckle out of it?

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Tue 06/29/10 07:29 AM
Oh daaaaaaaaaamn ... Look out, KFC 'Double Down' ...

onewickedcarnie's photo
Tue 06/29/10 07:37 PM
Oh daaaaaaaaaamn ... Look out, KFC 'Double Down' ...

Or the Douuble Triple that some Wendys restaurants serve out on special order...a cube of meat between two buns. Can feel the arteries cringe at the thought of it.

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Tue 06/29/10 08:08 PM
Now you've done it ... I'm gonna have to check a Wendy's here and see if they'll make that for me on 'special order' ...

mightymoe's photo
Tue 06/29/10 08:11 PM

ill ill ill ill ill ill

There are so many things wrong with your post other than the enuendo! laugh

McDonalds (fast food), Dollar Menu, Mc Nuggets, and McDouble is just all wrong on so many levels.

Does that come with a cardiologist and defibrillator? laugh

I think this a silly, fun topic, right? This is more of an allegory - metaphorical musing - than a true story?


you should get a McRib .. that will make you forget all about that sillyness

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Tue 06/29/10 08:17 PM
Oh no ... be still, mah hawt ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xXfwZmIgX4&feature=player_embedded

MelodyGirl's photo
Tue 06/29/10 08:51 PM


ill ill ill ill ill ill

There are so many things wrong with your post other than the enuendo! laugh

McDonalds (fast food), Dollar Menu, Mc Nuggets, and McDouble is just all wrong on so many levels.

Does that come with a cardiologist and defibrillator? laugh

I think this a silly, fun topic, right? This is more of an allegory - metaphorical musing - than a true story?


you should get a McRib .. that will make you forget all about that sillyness


Sorry - not me! noway laugh

I'm a vegetarian, macrobiotic dietician and I don't eat processed foods of any kind.

I'll let you step ahead me for the WannabeMeatMcRib! laugh flowerforyou

onewickedcarnie's photo
Tue 06/29/10 10:46 PM
I'll let you step ahead me for the WannabeMeatMcRib! laugh flowerforyou


But didnt you know? Its the same thing as tofu, the mcrib is also made out of 90 percent cardboard and newspaper shreddings.

Okay, I had to add this, this is a vegetarian/health conscious persons worst nightmare. It is dubbed the Heart Molestor, for obvious reasons...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKHYv0xvBd0

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Wed 06/30/10 11:45 AM
Oh, that is just WRONG on SO many levels - he builds the Death-O-Matic, and then has his KID be the guinea pig ... what a WUSS ... ! He also showed his ignorance of proper improper food construction by using a SLICED pizza as the base ... that's just STOOOOOO-pid. The corn dog 'grand finale' was just overkill. I have no respect for this person 'cuz they didn't eat their own creation - they let a child do their work ... for that, he needs to chug 12 Xtra-Large Slurpees full speed until he gets permanent brain-freeze ...

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Wed 06/30/10 11:46 AM
Not. They will never have a "McGangBang" listed on their menu

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Mon 07/05/10 02:35 PM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Mon 07/05/10 02:36 PM
For Max grease intake.... I prefer the dirty bird




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