Sometime this year, we taxpayers will

again receive another 'Economic Stimulus'

payment.

This is indeed a

very exciting program, and I'll explain it by


using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an

'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money

that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will

the government get this money ?

A. From

taxpayers.

Q. So the

government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a

smidgen of it.

Q. What is the

purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is

for you to use the money to purchase a


high-definition TV set, thus

stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't

that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some

helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by


spending your stimulus check

wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will


go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to


Arabs.


* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or


China .


* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,


Honduras and Guatemala ..


* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go


to management bonuses and they will

hide it offshore.

Instead, keep

the money in America by:

1) Spending it

at yard sales, or

2) Going to

ball games, or

3) Spending it

on prostitutes, or

4) Beer

or

5) Tattoos.


(These are the only

American businesses still operating in the U.S. )


Conclusion:


Go to a ball game

with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard


sale and drink beer all day !


No need to thank

me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

Such Noble Wisdom!

One of my fave jokes! It's so true!