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Had one in Illinois...needless to say, I ran out of BB's for my BB gun. Gee...the parents around here get mad when you welt their lil angels. Who knew a pellet could leave such a mark on a screaming six year old? I don't know why they have to scream so loudly when they hear that thing! 
They scream louder when the pellet comes flying out of my barrel at an astounding rate of speed and smacks them in the leg. You shoot for the leg? You're too kind. I pluck 'em in the back of the noggin. They stop screaming almost immediately. Mom on the the other hand... Meanwhile I'm up on the balcony screaming "There ya lil baastard...I'll give ya something to scream about. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" and then I let loose like Al Pacino on crack. 
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or a bib!
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You shoot for the leg? You're too kind. I pluck 'em in the back of the noggin. They stop screaming almost immediately. Mom on the the other hand... Meanwhile I'm up on the balcony screaming "There ya lil baastard...I'll give ya something to scream about. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" and then I let loose like Al Pacino on crack.
That is soooooooooooo sexy. I had no idea you were so kinky! |
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Damnit, now I want ice cream, with little candy Buttons sprinkled all over the top. hehe
Guess ill just have to skip the ice cream and eat (all the) buttons. 
Ahh my dear buttons, if its all messy, I must be doing somethin right. 
so instead of money ill just bring some paper towels to the ice cream truck! 
Paper towels? No no... Beach towels. and a bib. 
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You shoot for the leg? You're too kind. I pluck 'em in the back of the noggin. They stop screaming almost immediately. Mom on the the other hand... Meanwhile I'm up on the balcony screaming "There ya lil baastard...I'll give ya something to scream about. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" and then I let loose like Al Pacino on crack.
That is soooooooooooo sexy. I had no idea you were so kinky! I try to stay in the cave Krupa. I really do. Every once in awhile though... 
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Damnit, now I want ice cream, with little candy Buttons sprinkled all over the top. hehe
Guess ill just have to skip the ice cream and eat (all the) buttons.
Ahh my dear buttons, if its all messy, I must be doing somethin right.
so instead of money ill just bring some paper towels to the ice cream truck!
Paper towels? No no... Beach towels. and a bib.
oh are you on the beach route?
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Damnit, now I want ice cream, with little candy Buttons sprinkled all over the top. hehe
Guess ill just have to skip the ice cream and eat (all the) buttons.
Ahh my dear buttons, if its all messy, I must be doing somethin right.
so instead of money ill just bring some paper towels to the ice cream truck!
Paper towels? No no... Beach towels. and a bib.
oh are you on the beach route?
Nope, just incessantly circling your house. I Don't think paper towels would be enough for the mess we would make. need somethin a bit better then bounty. 
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Hey Krupa, be weary if lil misswright invites you to go for a nice stroll in the woods.
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Damnit, now I want ice cream, with little candy Buttons sprinkled all over the top. hehe
Guess ill just have to skip the ice cream and eat (all the) buttons.
Ahh my dear buttons, if its all messy, I must be doing somethin right.
so instead of money ill just bring some paper towels to the ice cream truck!
Paper towels? No no... Beach towels. and a bib.
oh are you on the beach route?
Nope, just incessantly circling your house. I Don't think paper towels would be enough for the mess we would make. need somethin a bit better then bounty.
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Hey Krupa, be weary if lil misswright invites you to go for a nice stroll in the woods.
Hell a good looking woman with a gun who does Al Pacino on crack impressions is a keeper in my book. |
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Hey Krupa, be weary if lil misswright invites you to go for a nice stroll in the woods.
Oh you hush up now. Plus I couldn't hurt Krupa. He's a sex maniac. I admire that in a man! 
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Hey Krupa, be weary if lil misswright invites you to go for a nice stroll in the woods.
Oh you hush up now. Plus I couldn't hurt Krupa. He's a sex maniac. I admire that in a man!
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Krupa, pay no attention to the dude with the Rocket Pop. You called me "good looking"!?
You went blind on your birthday from too much sex, didn't you? Damn, and I thought that was just something my ma told me to keep me chaste. 
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Krupa, pay no attention to the dude with the Rocket Pop. You called me "good looking"!?
You went blind on your birthday from too much sex, didn't you? Damn, and I thought that was just something my ma told me to keep me chaste.
No silly! You go blind from too much masterbation...which is why I had to slow down once I had to get glasses. |
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Krupa, pay no attention to the dude with the Rocket Pop. You called me "good looking"!?
You went blind on your birthday from too much sex, didn't you? Damn, and I thought that was just something my ma told me to keep me chaste.
No silly! You go blind from too much masterbation...which is why I had to slow down once I had to get glasses. Not true. I'm living proof. I have perfect vision still.
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I was sitting here enjoying peace and quiet on a lovely summer day and all of the sudden the kids outside started screaming their little heads off. I jumped up thinking the building was on fire or something nearly as drastic, and by the time I got to the window, I could hear the "It's a Small World" theme song piping away in the distance. I swear those kids must have bionic hearing. Does the ice cream truck still visit in your neighborhoods? there used to be a female ice cream truck driver here til one day i asked for a slippery nipple and she drove off,never to be seen again nobody got ice cream that day  
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You aint trying hard enough darlin. hehehehehe
Last year I entered the "Fist of Fury Masterbation challenge" and placed 1st, 3rd and 5th....couldnt see straight for a week. ooops..off topic... I live in the middle of nowhere...no ice cream trucks around here....though I do get the little cups with the wooden spoons for my dogs...they love those things. |
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You aint trying hard enough darlin. hehehehehe Last year I entered the "Fist of Fury Masterbation challenge" and placed 1st, 3rd and 5th....couldnt see straight for a week. ooops..off topic... I live in the middle of nowhere...no ice cream trucks around here....though I do get the little cups with the wooden spoons for my dogs...they love those things. Krupa hun, I've had sex 3 times in the last ten years. I think I have the mechanics down to a science.
But back on topic. My dog likes vanilla creemies! I get a black raspberry cone with chocolate sprinkles and buy him a cup of vanilla and we sit there happily licking away. It's way better than ice cream truck ice cream. |
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((((Kruppie)))) you have frozen scorpions on a stick there-right?
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