Previous 1 3
Topic: I Have Threatened to Name My Children
no photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:00 AM
several times. As of right now they're nameless. They still don't listen. Figures that I would raise a bunch of brats.:tongue:

I have seriously Threatened to use these names on my children...to family members. I think it scares them because they know I'll actually do it. Onward.

Tadpole
Mister
Hay
Theodore
Knight
Richard
Cletus
Rabbit
Zenith & Quazar (double points if you get the reference:thumbsup: )

I've thought about naming him after my last name too.
Or calling it nameless
or Who or what type of deal.

I have more...but it's early and I can't think. I think some of them are good, but most of the ones I come up with they freak out over.

My imaginary kids are going to be teased severely in school.:laughing:




no photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:23 AM

several times. As of right now they're nameless. They still don't listen. Figures that I would raise a bunch of brats.:tongue:

I have seriously Threatened to use these names on my children...to family members. I think it scares them because they know I'll actually do it. Onward.

Tadpole
Mister
Hay
Theodore
Knight
Richard
Cletus
Rabbit
Zenith & Quazar (double points if you get the reference:thumbsup: )

I've thought about naming him after my last name too.
Or calling it nameless
or Who or what type of deal.

I have more...but it's early and I can't think. I think some of them are good, but most of the ones I come up with they freak out over.

My imaginary kids are going to be teased severely in school.:laughing:






Zenith and Quasar were TVs.....

Speaking of Cletus, did you ever see the Simpsons episode where Cletus mentions the names of his kids?

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan,
Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe ("Zo"),
Chloe ("Clo"), Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah,
Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.

I think there was a later episode with more names, but I still like Q-bert the best....

Not that I would ever have a kid, but if I did, I would name him or her Hapax Legomenon.


dotty40's photo
Wed 06/23/10 07:49 AM
My kids think their names are....NO...DON'T and STOPPIT ! :smile:

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:04 AM
Mister is awesome, haha.

krupa's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:20 AM
I would name my daughter Clamidia Gonorreah Krupa and a boy I would name Herpe.

That should give them a fair shot of making it through high school without anyone getting pregnant.

RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:39 AM
Anonymous would be a good name

skydancingA's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:42 AM

I would name my daughter Clamidia Gonorreah Krupa
and a boy I would name Herpe.
That should give them a fair shot of making it
through high school without anyone getting pregnant.

hahahahaha Herpe Krupa hahahahahahaha
And if he has your, er, attributes, I think he
could be President.

no photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:53 AM
Heres a few more to add to your list: I.P. Freely
Anita Bath
Exy,Exy!
Kittychow
Peek-a-boo
Out!
Holy Moses
AAAAACHOO


RowBaby's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:00 AM
gazuntite

msmyka's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:04 AM
Bahgock would be an awesome chicken name :tongue:


krupa's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:15 AM


I would name my daughter Clamidia Gonorreah Krupa
and a boy I would name Herpe.
That should give them a fair shot of making it
through high school without anyone getting pregnant.

hahahahaha Herpe Krupa hahahahahahaha
And if he has your, er, attributes, I think he
could be President.


A Krupa as a world leader.....life as we know it would come to an end.

Totage's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:45 AM
I renamed my nephews bud laugh

no photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:05 PM
I've never seen the Simpsons...but that certainly is an impressive list of children's names.:laughing:

you're right, they're TV's...but there's another reference.:smile:

Mister is one of my favourites! I might name him Misty though.
Mister Misty....God I miss those.

Clamidia...eh? It's almost pretty until you think about it.laugh

no photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:05 PM
Edited by HannahHatesBananas on Wed 06/23/10 09:08 PM
Stupid impatience! :angry:

oh! Impatience...

I'd name a kid that.

I don't know what I wouldn't name a kid to be honest...
I'm sure it would be a shorter list....

Holly4459's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:08 PM
Edited by Holly4459 on Wed 06/23/10 09:41 PM
My oldest was almost named "Maynard Krebs"






the 3rd.....

his grandmother threw a hissy fit though and I named him Danny...happy

no photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:10 PM
Darn those grandmothers:tongue:

Holly4459's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:13 PM

Darn those grandmothers:tongue:
:wink: We should have given her a couple of buds and
signed the birth certificate whan she wasn't lookin':angel:

no photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:17 PM
Haha...well that's one way.


I'd never name a kid brittany.

known too many of them.noway

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:23 PM
I like Hay...
Then ya can call em and say.."hey, Hay"

SunnyMcleod's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:40 PM
If I get the 3 I want they'll be Murphy, Layla and Ianto laugh

Previous 1 3