Topic: If I see one more headline ...
MelodyGirl's photo
Tue 06/22/10 09:51 PM

That ain't math that is geography........smokin


Whooo hooo! BURN! laugh

*love you Goof* :heart:

Goofball73's photo
Tue 06/22/10 10:00 PM
:angry: rant rant rant laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:10 AM

Ok, I found this gem repeated in some form or another. slaphead

"Just an average guy looking for a girl"

WOW!!! Doesn't that just make a person want to jump at the chance for that burst of confidence and affection!!?” She would be so special - just any 'ol girl!!

rofl rofl




Or better yet ...

Lookin for someone to love and take care of me huh
(OH JOY!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: )

and then here's the kicker ..

I don't CARE about looks, just sweet & kind ...



BLAH yawn yawn BLAH yawn yawn BLAH yawn yawn





So ya .. when you get an email from them is that their way of saying YOU are ugly???????? noway noway noway

Seakolony's photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:27 AM


Dammit, but I love the wild ponies at Assateague and Chincoteague....



WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL if you're talkin a wild ride that's a WHOLE different story girlfriend :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I guess that would depend on who went with you, and there are losts of fun things to do in Nature.........:wink: drool

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Wed 06/23/10 06:31 AM



Dammit, but I love the wild ponies at Assateague and Chincoteague....



WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL if you're talkin a wild ride that's a WHOLE different story girlfriend :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I guess that would depend on who went with you, and there are losts of fun things to do in Nature.........:wink: drool
LOTS of FUN things!!drool drool pitchfork :banana:

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Wed 06/23/10 06:33 AM
Edited by Kings_Knight on Wed 06/23/10 06:34 AM
I like the ones where the lady < ahem > says that she just 'LOVES to ride Harleys!' ... right ...

like us guys are too stupid to know what that means ...

I mean, there's 'toys', and then there's 'TOYZ!' ...

guardian1angel4u's photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:37 AM

These headlines are frustrated frustrated frustrated

- Checking things out
- Is this site real
- Any real girls out there
- Friends First

They all equal "waste of time" laugh


I have to agree and disagree....sometimes some sites are not suitable once you have signed in. I come from England and to be honest not many english people contact me. From experience for some guys that may get scammers in their mail box and likewise for us females.

As for the friends first no relationship can really last until a friendship has been developed it is to me the base of a relationship.

But I also agree with you too as there are some real people who mess about all the time and yes there are time wasters.


Fade2Black's photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:38 AM
Ya? Well how bout the Screen Names that scream LONELY a thousand different ways?

I mean comeon now. How many women REALLY want to know that? whoa So you are saying you have NO life outside of dating someone????

WTH?? frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Wed 06/23/10 06:43 AM

Ya? Well how bout the Screen Names that scream LONELY a thousand different ways?

I mean comeon now. How many women REALLY want to know that? whoa So you are saying you have NO life outside of dating someone????

WTH?? frustrated frustrated frustrated
Now I have NEVER lied about my dolls!!noway bigsmile :wink:

Fade2Black's photo
Wed 06/23/10 06:50 AM


Ya? Well how bout the Screen Names that scream LONELY a thousand different ways?

I mean comeon now. How many women REALLY want to know that? whoa So you are saying you have NO life outside of dating someone????

WTH?? frustrated frustrated frustrated
Now I have NEVER lied about my dolls!!noway bigsmile :wink:



Heck Mikey even dolls give me some hope for someone :laughing:


But if you claim you are that LONELY .. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would I wanna be part of THAT??????? asleep

Fade2Black's photo
Wed 06/23/10 07:16 AM
OMG .. what about the

"DISCREET ...... Looking for Fun"



pitchfork I'll give the cheating Sonofa noway grumble explode .. some fun. But let me call his wife first smokin














You shoulda thought of "FUN" before you committed to someone MORON frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated

Seakolony's photo
Wed 06/23/10 07:20 AM
The sex boys and cheating a'holes really get it from me......I tell them exactly what they would be missing and what they will never get and then I send them packing with their tale between their legs, LOL.laugh laugh laugh

RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:14 AM
So, as I look through this, one question pops to mind.


Is there anything someone can say about themselves the presents them in a positive light? I mean, I know my tagline and profile sucks unripe lemons, but I'm starting to get the impression I should have left everything blank but my picture(which by a strange coincidence also helps drive the women away).

hmlover's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:39 AM

Is there anything someone can say about themselves the presents them in a positive light?


I think you kind of hit the nail on the head there...ohwell

Seakolony's photo
Wed 06/23/10 08:43 AM


Is there anything someone can say about themselves the presents them in a positive light?


I think you kind of hit the nail on the head there...ohwell

I say who really cares what everyone else thinks, anyways put what ya like what you are looking for w/o using cliches, I guess....personally I just dont give a dam about it.....moi finito para mi identifcacion, para perfil, comprende muchacho?

isaac_dede's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:24 AM
I just changed my headline :smile: laugh

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Wed 06/23/10 09:37 AM

The sex boys and cheating a'holes really get it from me......I tell them exactly what they would be missing and what they will never get and then I send them packing with their tale between their legs, LOL.laugh laugh laugh
Now thats HOT!!!!drool drool :wink:

msmyka's photo
Wed 06/23/10 09:40 AM

I just changed my headline :smile: laugh


Dork!

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Wed 06/23/10 09:49 AM


I just changed my headline :smile: laugh


Dork!
Thats is even Hotter!!bigsmile bigsmile :banana: pitchfork

MelodyGirl's photo
Wed 06/23/10 11:14 AM

So, as I look through this, one question pops to mind.


Is there anything someone can say about themselves the presents them in a positive light? I mean, I know my tagline and profile sucks unripe lemons, but I'm starting to get the impression I should have left everything blank but my picture(which by a strange coincidence also helps drive the women away).


Why have headlines that represent why you are on a dating site?

I like the ones that are off-topic funny; movie quotes; song lyrics, etc. :thumbsup:

My current headline is "Too Much Champagne Is Just Right". (random but also applicable).