Topic: If I see one more headline ...
Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:47 PM

Oh, and I like the ones that say "Looking For My Knight In Shining Armor." That was already stale back in Chaucer's day....





OMG .. don't get me started on the

"Lookin for my Princess" or "Lookin for my QUEEN"


ill ill ill ill


How bout a little "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" eh? pitchfork



:thumbsup:




rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

s1owhand's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:48 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Tue 06/22/10 06:50 PM

that says "OUTDOOR LOVER"

I think I'm going to PUKE ...............

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated





Just sayin ........... smokin


Holds up the FISH



laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:49 PM
Oh geeeeeeeeesh ..

Just came across

"OUT DOOR TYPE SEEKS SUMMER FUN"




waving waving waving waving waving waving

RoamingOrator's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:49 PM

that says "OUTDOOR LOVER"

I think I'm going to PUKE ...............

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated





Just sayin ........... smokin


Well then I've just been misunderstanding, I always thought that meant she was into sex in public places. noway Hmmm.... Wonder what else I'm reading the wrong way???? laugh

msmyka's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:51 PM

My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are... whoa

Mayhem_J's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:55 PM


My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are... whoa


2 legit...

2 legit to quit!!!

HEY HEY!!!

no photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:56 PM


Oh, and I like the ones that say "Looking For My Knight In Shining Armor." That was already stale back in Chaucer's day....





OMG .. don't get me started on the

"Lookin for my Princess" or "Lookin for my QUEEN"


ill ill ill ill


How bout a little "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" eh? pitchfork



:thumbsup:




rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


It occurs to me that a dating site called "Joust Say Hi" might make somebody a fortune....

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:56 PM


that says "OUTDOOR LOVER"

I think I'm going to PUKE ...............

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated


Just sayin ........... smokin


Holds up the FISH



laugh




scared scared scared scared






Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Anything but the stupid wet drippy slimy fish frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated sad sad sad sad

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:57 PM


that says "OUTDOOR LOVER"

I think I'm going to PUKE ...............

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated





Just sayin ........... smokin


Well then I've just been misunderstanding, I always thought that meant she was into sex in public places. noway Hmmm.... Wonder what else I'm reading the wrong way???? laugh



spock :laughing:

no photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:00 PM



that says "OUTDOOR LOVER"

I think I'm going to PUKE ...............

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated


Just sayin ........... smokin


Holds up the FISH



laugh




scared scared scared scared






Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Anything but the stupid wet drippy slimy fish frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated sad sad sad sad


Of course, the underlying message is undeniably alluring:

"Hey lookit me, I outsmarted a fish! You should mate wit me, hunny!"

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:04 PM
WAIT~!!!!

Stop the presses!!!!

I JUST got an email from Manhattan, NY

from

well, I can't tell you his name BUT

here's the catching line:

"LOOKING FOR MY TRUE LOVE" (be still my beating heart love love love frown )




and here's the key sentence:


I just became a paid member of this site, and the reason is that I want all the women here to know I am REALLY looking for love, I am looking for a long term relationship, no games, no lies, no cheating, just honestly looking for true love, the kind of love that lasts forever…



Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway




Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:05 PM


My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are... whoa







oooooooooooooooh How like, yah .. well ...



SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love love love love :tongue:

RoamingOrator's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:06 PM

WAIT~!!!!

Stop the presses!!!!

I JUST got an email from Manhattan, NY

from

well, I can't tell you his name BUT

here's the catching line:

"LOOKING FOR MY TRUE LOVE" (be still my beating heart love love love frown )




and here's the key sentence:


I just became a paid member of this site, and the reason is that I want all the women here to know I am REALLY looking for love, I am looking for a long term relationship, no games, no lies, no cheating, just honestly looking for true love, the kind of love that lasts forever…



Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway






I've been here longer than you have and I haven't seen a dime!!!

no photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:09 PM


Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway



There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion --

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:12 PM



Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway



There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion --





Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be? :tongue:

no photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:15 PM




Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway



There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion --





Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be? :tongue:


Well, the one I like the best is that I can see who said YES in Mutual Match -- it removes all of the questions!


Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:17 PM





Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway



There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion --





Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be? :tongue:


Well, the one I like the best is that I can see who said YES in Mutual Match -- it removes all of the questions!




LOL. I have a way around that one, but if I tell ya, then I'll have to kill ya smokin

MelodyGirl's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:24 PM


Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now ..

and well .. I just don't see it happening???? noway




Aside from the MODS, anyone with a yellow highlighted box around their profile picture is an upgraded member.

s1owhand's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:26 PM
How do you know they didn't just photoshop a little yellow border in around their photo?

bigsmile

MelodyGirl's photo
Tue 06/22/10 07:27 PM
Ug, just ran into 6 out of 20 (it's an experiment now) that said in some form:

"Looking for Mrs. Right" slaphead

Saw a really funny one though! :thumbsup:

"If you are going to be a slut at least don't be a picky slut"


rofl rofl

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