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Oh, and I like the ones that say "Looking For My Knight In Shining Armor." That was already stale back in Chaucer's day.... OMG .. don't get me started on the "Lookin for my Princess" or "Lookin for my QUEEN" 
How bout a little "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" eh? 
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s1owhand
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Tue 06/22/10 06:50 PM
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that says "OUTDOOR LOVER" I think I'm going to PUKE ............... 
Just sayin ........... 
Holds up the FISH 
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Oh geeeeeeeeesh ..
Just came across "OUT DOOR TYPE SEEKS SUMMER FUN" 
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that says "OUTDOOR LOVER" I think I'm going to PUKE ...............
Just sayin ...........
Well then I've just been misunderstanding, I always thought that meant she was into sex in public places.  Hmmm.... Wonder what else I'm reading the wrong way????
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My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are... 
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My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are...
2 legit... 2 legit to quit!!! HEY HEY!!! |
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Oh, and I like the ones that say "Looking For My Knight In Shining Armor." That was already stale back in Chaucer's day.... OMG .. don't get me started on the "Lookin for my Princess" or "Lookin for my QUEEN"
How bout a little "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" eh?
It occurs to me that a dating site called "Joust Say Hi" might make somebody a fortune.... |
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that says "OUTDOOR LOVER" I think I'm going to PUKE ...............
Just sayin ...........
Holds up the FISH
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Anything but the stupid wet drippy slimy fish 
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that says "OUTDOOR LOVER" I think I'm going to PUKE ...............
Just sayin ...........
Well then I've just been misunderstanding, I always thought that meant she was into sex in public places. Hmmm.... Wonder what else I'm reading the wrong way????
 
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that says "OUTDOOR LOVER" I think I'm going to PUKE ...............
Just sayin ...........
Holds up the FISH
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Anything but the stupid wet drippy slimy fish
Of course, the underlying message is undeniably alluring: "Hey lookit me, I outsmarted a fish! You should mate wit me, hunny!" |
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WAIT~!!!!
Stop the presses!!!! I JUST got an email from Manhattan, NY from well, I can't tell you his name BUT here's the catching line: "LOOKING FOR MY TRUE LOVE" (be still my beating heart   )
and here's the key sentence: I just became a paid member of this site, and the reason is that I want all the women here to know I am REALLY looking for love, I am looking for a long term relationship, no games, no lies, no cheating, just honestly looking for true love, the kind of love that lasts forever… Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
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My personal favs are the ones that state how SEXY they are...
oooooooooooooooh How like, yah .. well ... SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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WAIT~!!!! Stop the presses!!!! I JUST got an email from Manhattan, NY from well, I can't tell you his name BUT here's the catching line: "LOOKING FOR MY TRUE LOVE" (be still my beating heart )
and here's the key sentence: I just became a paid member of this site, and the reason is that I want all the women here to know I am REALLY looking for love, I am looking for a long term relationship, no games, no lies, no cheating, just honestly looking for true love, the kind of love that lasts forever… Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
I've been here longer than you have and I haven't seen a dime!!! |
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Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion -- |
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Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion -- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be?
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Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion -- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be?
Well, the one I like the best is that I can see who said YES in Mutual Match -- it removes all of the questions! |
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Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
There's an option to upgrade, yeah -- and some of the upgraded features are pretty useful, in my opinion -- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they would be?
Well, the one I like the best is that I can see who said YES in Mutual Match -- it removes all of the questions! LOL. I have a way around that one, but if I tell ya, then I'll have to kill ya
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Uhhhh Lex????? Do we have PAID members of this site? I'm just wondering cuz, ya, I've been on here for a few years now .. and well .. I just don't see it happening????
Aside from the MODS, anyone with a yellow highlighted box around their profile picture is an upgraded member. |
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How do you know they didn't just photoshop a little yellow border in around their photo?
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Ug, just ran into 6 out of 20 (it's an experiment now) that said in some form:
"Looking for Mrs. Right" 
Saw a really funny one though!
"If you are going to be a slut at least don't be a picky slut"
A study of HEADLINES continues ... |
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