Topic: Ask a random question, get a daft answer!! | |
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why not?
to be or not to be? |
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That all depends on how many bananas you have...
and your answer wasn't really all that "daft" ![]() |
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your mama's daft.
Why don't you go ask her? |
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she only talks to green things
what are the stars? |
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celebrities
![]() what's my fortune? |
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about seven dollars
what time is it? |
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Somewhere between now and then
Where do all the rejects go? |
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right back to jects of cousre
![]() where's my money? |
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money... what money??
![]() If you die in real life, do you die in your dreams? ![]() |
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you don't, everyone else just gets more alive
(That question actually just blew my mind a little) If I can't see it does that mean it isn't there? |
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It might seem like it doesn't exist, but just thinking about it opens the door to the possibility that it could happen in a parallel dimension.
Oh, and germs, ghosts, and unicorns all exist... What are you not seeing? Maybe you should get an eye exam ![]() hypothetically, if reincarnation were probable, would we actually be our own ancestors? |
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What makes you think we ever even had any?
What makes you think we even are? (we think... or at least I do... therfore I am... what about you?) |
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Isn`t it all about existence?
![]() Why do we exist? |
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To keep the couch from floating to the ceiling.
Can you Charmeuse? |
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Wouldn`t I look kind of funny in a charmeuse?
![]() ![]() Do you look good in a charmeuse? |
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no one looks good in a charred moose
when flying, do your arms get tired? |
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No, I bicycle.
Does an Iguana swim? |
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Only with water wings on.
Why can you only find the beginning of a rainbow when the pot of gold is at the end? |
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dem damn leprechauns keep moving the freaking rainbow!
![]() what did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday? |
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That's how he got those reindeer.
While sledding off of a roof, plastic or runner sled? |
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