Topic: Ask a random question, get a daft answer!! | |
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Depends on how you look at it....
If you recline in a lazy-boy chair are you vertizontal?... |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Tue 06/22/10 02:48 PM
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If your angular displacement is 23° off center, yes.
Do Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers have a lifetime guarantee? |
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Yes !! And for the one low price of 29.99 we will even throw in a life time supply of Mr.Bubbles at no extra cost !! But wait !! There's more....
![]() Porcupine Pie and Fruity Blue Cheese are the main ingredients of what song? |
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a real friend will stab you in the front, not the back
does charlie the tuna play drums under water with seals? |
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That depends on if Crabby Patties are two for one that particular day.
Where is your personal Line Of Demarcation located? |
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clouds in my coffee
should a flying unicorn strip for money? |
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Only if it's trying to pay it's way thru college.
What do thing in 4-D look like? |
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Tue 06/22/10 03:28 PM
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washing machines running on OJ (simpson, not the juice)
![]() why can't we let the rabbits wear glasses? |
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Well, if you let them wear specticles, they'll turn into the white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland.
If Earthlings are from Earth, what do you call people from Uranus? |
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assassins
Where is Waldo? |
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Sadly, he is no longer missing. He decided to give it a break and now he spends his days caring for his herd of spontaniously combustable peacocks.
Why is 'the middle of nowhere' really somewhere??? |
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peachy keen whip cream
blue wall paper and puff what? |
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the latest kleenex that will wash your car
what beat get ice cream eating walrus' to grove? |
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chemically altering magnetic impulses blowing in the wind.
If space is the final frontier, what is the first frontier? |
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Wal-Mart
if Matter cannot create Nonmatter then where did that thought come from? |
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The Universe is collectively made of antimatter, which can be extracted from matter using very powerful magnets.
What do you call an ambidextrous four armed hamster? |
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Ramster aka Rambo/hamster
what is more human than human? |
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human beanz!!
Who's got mushrooms? |
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Martians but thet hate them.
why me? |
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