Topic: Ask a random question, get a daft answer!!
EarthSprite's photo
Tue 06/22/10 02:38 PM
Depends on how you look at it....


If you recline in a lazy-boy chair are you vertizontal?...

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Tue 06/22/10 02:47 PM
Edited by Tribbles on Tue 06/22/10 02:48 PM
If your angular displacement is 23° off center, yes.

Do Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers have a lifetime guarantee?

EarthSprite's photo
Tue 06/22/10 02:55 PM
Yes !! And for the one low price of 29.99 we will even throw in a life time supply of Mr.Bubbles at no extra cost !! But wait !! There's more.... tongue2

Porcupine Pie and Fruity Blue Cheese are the main ingredients of what song?

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:07 PM
a real friend will stab you in the front, not the back

does charlie the tuna play drums under water with seals?

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Tue 06/22/10 03:20 PM
That depends on if Crabby Patties are two for one that particular day.

Where is your personal Line Of Demarcation located?

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:23 PM
clouds in my coffee

should a flying unicorn strip for money?

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Tue 06/22/10 03:27 PM
Only if it's trying to pay it's way thru college.

What do thing in 4-D look like?

sagacious22's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:27 PM
Edited by sagacious22 on Tue 06/22/10 03:28 PM
washing machines running on OJ (simpson, not the juice)winking


why can't we let the rabbits wear glasses?



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Tue 06/22/10 03:33 PM
Well, if you let them wear specticles, they'll turn into the white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland.

If Earthlings are from Earth, what do you call people from Uranus?

sagacious22's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:34 PM
assassins


Where is Waldo?

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Tue 06/22/10 03:38 PM
Sadly, he is no longer missing. He decided to give it a break and now he spends his days caring for his herd of spontaniously combustable peacocks.

Why is 'the middle of nowhere' really somewhere???

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:40 PM
peachy keen whip cream

blue wall paper and puff what?

sagacious22's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:41 PM
the latest kleenex that will wash your car


what beat get ice cream eating walrus' to grove?

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Tue 06/22/10 03:43 PM

sagacious22's photo
Tue 06/22/10 03:58 PM
chemically altering magnetic impulses blowing in the wind.


If space is the final frontier, what is the first frontier?


grostad's photo
Tue 06/22/10 04:10 PM
Wal-Mart

if Matter cannot create Nonmatter then where did that thought come from?

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Tue 06/22/10 04:17 PM
The Universe is collectively made of antimatter, which can be extracted from matter using very powerful magnets.

What do you call an ambidextrous four armed hamster?

sagacious22's photo
Tue 06/22/10 04:19 PM
Ramster aka Rambo/hamster

what is more human than human?

burgundybry's photo
Tue 06/22/10 04:29 PM
human beanz!!

Who's got mushrooms?

grostad's photo
Tue 06/22/10 04:31 PM
Martians but thet hate them.

why me?