9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


Kay

so true LOL

Hahaha omg someone who understands woman speak!!!!

gee if people just said what they mean than we wouldnt have this hidden
code that men get so aggrevated trying to figure out! honesty is the
best policy - but go ahead and complicate things.

women are complex creatures , we will never understand them , and it
seems they like it that way , couse they keep doing it, and then "were
not listening" are you kidding me????

It's called a joke!!!