Ever gotten DRUNK & told someone how you REALLY felt?

Yes, but it is no different than if I'm sober.

Can't handle your liquor?

Hahaha your FUNNY! Guess it just depends? On who i'm DRINKING with.........

Yepper, I have. Got my butt kicked alot because of it. Part of the reason I no longer drink.

Gee sorry about that my situation was a little different! Nothing an appology didn't FIX were cool we still talk & email every now & then!

Probably more depends on what you are drinking I bet.

Or how much FOOD I had on my stomach......

yep then tried talking to them the next day not knowing what i said.
that was fun;)

oh yes on many occasions. depending on what i said and who i said it to i either got a hug... or a punch in the face 50/50 shot. though the same thing happens when i am sober

twice!! aha the first time it went......reasonably well lol but the second time...whoa nelly lol

Don't drink on an empty stomach.

Ya well I FORGOT! SILLY WILLY!

"Don't drink on an empty stomach"??????

Hah! AMATURE! Any professional lush knows you sure as hell can't get s**t faced on a full stomach.

Oh god, the crap that comes out of my mouth when I am drinking gets me seriously laid by chicks that I aint even attracted to. (I am a lovey drunk)

With guys, they are just amazed at the random crap I come up with. I have been strictly forbidden from ever drinking with upper management again. (They were dying when I was flirting with the Head of Human Resources for our company at Buffalo Wild wings.....I had just met her an hour before...about 320 pounds of woman....I told her "I aint afraid. I'de f**k you like its prom night darlin.....then I'de do you again in the morning just to put my initials on your @ss in hickeys"

They thought for sure I would get fired. (Got a raise actually)

They did beg me to stop flipping off the CEO and saying "We're #1!"

He thought it was hilarious and was glad to go drinking with someone who wasn't a sniveling "yes" man.

Ahhhhhhh good times.....

yep, but i had already told her when i was sober.


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haven`t done that, whew! spared myself quite a few butt-whippins i`ll bet

I make a habit of that, actually. But my edit button is a little worn out anyway, so even sober, it tends to malfunction and I just spew whatever I'm thinking.

Yeah along time ago...now I do it sober and nicer

not yet..

nope but i have been around drunk women and i got to see boobies

Goof will plead the fifth on this issue.